Torture- depends on the type of torture.
![someone is a pondering a something :apondering:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/m1703.gif)
Kidnapping- sounds good, has to be a warmer climate though, I'm getting tired of snow.
Occupation- does it come with health care coverage and vacation days?
Gunpoint- I probably have more guns.
Bribery- I can be bought, but I'm not cheap.
![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
That is assuming I still have a soul.