How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 26, 2015, 07:58:11 PMQuote from: sg1008 on April 23, 2015, 09:48:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 23, 2015, 07:02:19 PMReally? Oh...well....I...um...*cough-clears throat*Of course, this was just ironic satire your Highness. Of course, to draw attention to your Magnanimous Magnificence, your Worshipfulness. Why would anyone in their right mind need to ask such a thing when it is clear that the most remembered Queen in history types among us, day by day? They wouldn't- and eh see, that is where the amusing irony comes in....see? *nervously-chuckles* Forgive me. Your worshipful toadying somehow got lost in the pile of papers under my throne. Would you like to come to Balmoral? We're planning on serving Chicken Marengo.*gulp*
Quote from: sg1008 on April 23, 2015, 09:48:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 23, 2015, 07:02:19 PMReally? Oh...well....I...um...*cough-clears throat*Of course, this was just ironic satire your Highness. Of course, to draw attention to your Magnanimous Magnificence, your Worshipfulness. Why would anyone in their right mind need to ask such a thing when it is clear that the most remembered Queen in history types among us, day by day? They wouldn't- and eh see, that is where the amusing irony comes in....see? *nervously-chuckles* Forgive me. Your worshipful toadying somehow got lost in the pile of papers under my throne. Would you like to come to Balmoral? We're planning on serving Chicken Marengo.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 23, 2015, 07:02:19 PMReally? Oh...well....I...um...*cough-clears throat*Of course, this was just ironic satire your Highness. Of course, to draw attention to your Magnanimous Magnificence, your Worshipfulness. Why would anyone in their right mind need to ask such a thing when it is clear that the most remembered Queen in history types among us, day by day? They wouldn't- and eh see, that is where the amusing irony comes in....see? *nervously-chuckles*
Really?
In Australia, Minister of Defense in Wartime is a different position than Minister of Defense in Peacetime?
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 26, 2015, 07:46:34 PMIn Australia, Minister of Defense in Wartime is a different position than Minister of Defense in Peacetime?Maybe there's a Minister of Attack in Wartime?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 26, 2015, 07:46:34 PMIn Australia, Minister of Defense in Wartime is a different position than Minister of Defense in Peacetime?Maybe there's a Minister of Attack in peacetime?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Damn. I think it would be brilliant for a political system to have them be two different people.
This is a message board, not a ouija board
Quote from: sg1008 on April 26, 2015, 09:00:51 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 26, 2015, 07:58:11 PMQuote from: sg1008 on April 23, 2015, 09:48:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 23, 2015, 07:02:19 PMReally? Oh...well....I...um...*cough-clears throat*Of course, this was just ironic satire your Highness. Of course, to draw attention to your Magnanimous Magnificence, your Worshipfulness. Why would anyone in their right mind need to ask such a thing when it is clear that the most remembered Queen in history types among us, day by day? They wouldn't- and eh see, that is where the amusing irony comes in....see? *nervously-chuckles* Forgive me. Your worshipful toadying somehow got lost in the pile of papers under my throne. Would you like to come to Balmoral? We're planning on serving Chicken Marengo.*gulp* No, *yummy*.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 27, 2015, 07:10:16 AMDamn. I think it would be brilliant for a political system to have them be two different people.Or one person with multiple personality disorder?
My maternal grandfather was a well-known businessman in my city. His obituary, decades before I was born, made the front page of the paper.
He was an awesome man. He started the town's local bus company and ran it successfully until he retired, and he also drove his own buses as ambulances during the war.
Quote from: odeon on April 07, 2016, 03:00:29 PMHe was an awesome man. He started the town's local bus company and ran it successfully until he retired, and he also drove his own buses as ambulances during the war. He was a good citizen as well as a good businessman.
