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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2015, 07:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 01:47:16 PM
The bad news is that I have to put up with people who do have to put up with that sort of thing...Because I live with them.

Your life will be much easier if you never tell her that you are "putting up with" the uncomfortable things her body does.

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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2015, 08:51:54 PM »
Quote from: Chairbert on April 01, 2015, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 01:47:16 PM
The bad news is that I have to put up with people who do have to put up with that sort of thing...Because I live with them.

Your life will be much easier if you never tell her that you are "putting up with" the uncomfortable things her body does.



Knowing is half the battle

I won't, because my sister and I hardly talk anyways. My mother and I talk but not about that sort of thing because she's my mother and that's disgusting. :aff:

Did you think I was talking about my girlfriend you silly goose?  :eyelash:
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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2015, 11:10:15 PM »
Quote from: Chairbert on April 01, 2015, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 01:47:16 PM
The bad news is that I have to put up with people who do have to put up with that sort of thing...Because I live with them.

Your life will be much easier if you never tell her that you are "putting up with" the uncomfortable things her body does.



Actually telling her might just get you killed. :zoinks:
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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2015, 11:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 08:51:54 PM
Quote from: Chairbert on April 01, 2015, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 01:47:16 PM
The bad news is that I have to put up with people who do have to put up with that sort of thing...Because I live with them.

Your life will be much easier if you never tell her that you are "putting up with" the uncomfortable things her body does.



Knowing is half the battle

I won't, because my sister and I hardly talk anyways. My mother and I talk but not about that sort of thing because she's my mother and that's disgusting. :aff:

Did you think I was talking about my girlfriend you silly goose?  :eyelash:

It's just biology, Some_Bloke.
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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2015, 06:08:53 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 01, 2015, 11:10:15 PM
Quote from: Chairbert on April 01, 2015, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 01:47:16 PM
The bad news is that I have to put up with people who do have to put up with that sort of thing...Because I live with them.

Your life will be much easier if you never tell her that you are "putting up with" the uncomfortable things her body does.



Actually telling her might just get you killed. :zoinks:

It turns out I was dead the whole time...



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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2015, 04:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 08:51:54 PM
Did you think I was talking about my girlfriend you silly goose?  :eyelash:

I guess.  I assumed she wasn't post-menopausal.  Did I get it wrong? ;)
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Re: Bodie check your pms
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2015, 04:27:27 PM »
Quote from: Chairbert on April 02, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 01, 2015, 08:51:54 PM
Did you think I was talking about my girlfriend you silly goose?  :eyelash:

I guess.  I assumed she wasn't post-menopausal.  Did I get it wrong? ;)

In the world of bizarre and batshit crazy M Night Shymalan plot twists you were neither right nor wrong but at the same time both.

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