If I got rid of everything that didn't "spark joy"...I'd be on the side of the road with the cat and my coffee maker.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
This guy's site is very good. He's an aspie and seems to be very creative. Unfortunately, most of it is in Swedish. This joke, however, is in English: The Shit List.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.