A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: PMS Elle on October 18, 2017, 05:40:35 AMQuote from: Jack on October 17, 2017, 08:50:52 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2017, 08:30:52 PMAny tips on reducing over-exaggerated *lower* back curvature (which apparently is called lordosis)?The Wikipedia article for lordosis says stop slouching. QuoteLower spine disorders occur when lumbar lordosis is excessive (lumbar hyperlordosis), minimal, or reversed into lumbar kyphosis. Lumbar hyperlordosis is commonly called hollow back or saddle back (after a similar condition that affects some horses). These conditions are usually a result of poor posture and can often be reversed by learning correct posture and using appropriate exercises.The wikipedia article says there are exercises I should learn. Let me know how that works out.
Quote from: Jack on October 17, 2017, 08:50:52 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2017, 08:30:52 PMAny tips on reducing over-exaggerated *lower* back curvature (which apparently is called lordosis)?The Wikipedia article for lordosis says stop slouching. QuoteLower spine disorders occur when lumbar lordosis is excessive (lumbar hyperlordosis), minimal, or reversed into lumbar kyphosis. Lumbar hyperlordosis is commonly called hollow back or saddle back (after a similar condition that affects some horses). These conditions are usually a result of poor posture and can often be reversed by learning correct posture and using appropriate exercises.The wikipedia article says there are exercises I should learn.
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2017, 08:30:52 PMAny tips on reducing over-exaggerated *lower* back curvature (which apparently is called lordosis)?The Wikipedia article for lordosis says stop slouching. QuoteLower spine disorders occur when lumbar lordosis is excessive (lumbar hyperlordosis), minimal, or reversed into lumbar kyphosis. Lumbar hyperlordosis is commonly called hollow back or saddle back (after a similar condition that affects some horses). These conditions are usually a result of poor posture and can often be reversed by learning correct posture and using appropriate exercises.
Any tips on reducing over-exaggerated *lower* back curvature (which apparently is called lordosis)?
Lower spine disorders occur when lumbar lordosis is excessive (lumbar hyperlordosis), minimal, or reversed into lumbar kyphosis. Lumbar hyperlordosis is commonly called hollow back or saddle back (after a similar condition that affects some horses). These conditions are usually a result of poor posture and can often be reversed by learning correct posture and using appropriate exercises.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Jack on October 18, 2017, 04:33:00 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 18, 2017, 05:40:35 AMQuote from: Jack on October 17, 2017, 08:50:52 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2017, 08:30:52 PMAny tips on reducing over-exaggerated *lower* back curvature (which apparently is called lordosis)?The Wikipedia article for lordosis says stop slouching. QuoteLower spine disorders occur when lumbar lordosis is excessive (lumbar hyperlordosis), minimal, or reversed into lumbar kyphosis. Lumbar hyperlordosis is commonly called hollow back or saddle back (after a similar condition that affects some horses). These conditions are usually a result of poor posture and can often be reversed by learning correct posture and using appropriate exercises.The wikipedia article says there are exercises I should learn. Let me know how that works out. Hey, it helped the upper back!"Stop slouching" isn't actually helpful when I don't even know what good posture looks or feels like on me, by the way. (There is no way I'm the only dyspraxic person on here.)
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 18, 2017, 06:46:41 PMQuote from: Jack on October 18, 2017, 04:33:00 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 18, 2017, 05:40:35 AMQuote from: Jack on October 17, 2017, 08:50:52 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2017, 08:30:52 PMAny tips on reducing over-exaggerated *lower* back curvature (which apparently is called lordosis)?The Wikipedia article for lordosis says stop slouching. QuoteLower spine disorders occur when lumbar lordosis is excessive (lumbar hyperlordosis), minimal, or reversed into lumbar kyphosis. Lumbar hyperlordosis is commonly called hollow back or saddle back (after a similar condition that affects some horses). These conditions are usually a result of poor posture and can often be reversed by learning correct posture and using appropriate exercises.The wikipedia article says there are exercises I should learn. Let me know how that works out. Hey, it helped the upper back!"Stop slouching" isn't actually helpful when I don't even know what good posture looks or feels like on me, by the way. (There is no way I'm the only dyspraxic person on here.)It's just playful harassment because you wont try force, and it's been a couple of years now noticing this topic.
The exercise I was told to do (and which worked) was this:Lean your back against a wall with your feet out on the floor (preferably carpet so you don't slip) at an angle that's comfortable for you. Then pull your stomach in so that you can feel your lower back touching the wall. Then release. Do this exercise for as many times as you feel it's ok, don't hurt yourself!
Have at least twice suggested a posture correcting strap, or at least seeking a medical opinion about the use of one.
Quote from: renaeden on October 18, 2017, 09:13:58 PMThe exercise I was told to do (and which worked) was this:Lean your back against a wall with your feet out on the floor (preferably carpet so you don't slip) at an angle that's comfortable for you. Then pull your stomach in so that you can feel your lower back touching the wall. Then release. Do this exercise for as many times as you feel it's ok, don't hurt yourself!Thank you!
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 19, 2017, 05:00:27 AMQuote from: renaeden on October 18, 2017, 09:13:58 PMThe exercise I was told to do (and which worked) was this:Lean your back against a wall with your feet out on the floor (preferably carpet so you don't slip) at an angle that's comfortable for you. Then pull your stomach in so that you can feel your lower back touching the wall. Then release. Do this exercise for as many times as you feel it's ok, don't hurt yourself!Thank you!No worries, I hope it helps. I found that it made my lower back a bit stronger. Also my stomach muscles.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!