A year ago, Some_Bloke was allowed to enter the realm of I2.

[odeon]

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

We should sue.

['andersom']

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

We should sue.

Indeed. There is a thread for that, I think.

[Gopher Gary]

I was damaged before you bought me 

I've heard rumor you're a well handled shelf model. 

[odeon]

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

[Arya Quinn]

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

I thought I didn't need to, I thought it was obvious. Maybe not obvious just how damaged I was but it was obvious that I was damaged nonetheless. 

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

We should sue.

Sue who? The product or the creator of said product?

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

['andersom']

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

I thought I didn't need to, I thought it was obvious. Maybe not obvious just how damaged I was but it was obvious that I was damaged nonetheless. 

Weird, all the other members came in scratch free.

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

We should sue.

Sue who? The product or the creator of said product?

The firm that produced the testing software for new members of course, because they let in a damaged member. Only elite material is allowed. Or you, if you managed to hack your way in despite the impeccable test.

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

[Arya Quinn]

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

I thought I didn't need to, I thought it was obvious. Maybe not obvious just how damaged I was but it was obvious that I was damaged nonetheless. 

Weird, all the other members came in scratch free.

I'm pretty sure that some at least came in with scratches, but scratches so small that you couldn't see them. 

You were pre-loved, second or third hand forum material, that we knew. But damaged? You should have told.

We should sue.

Sue who? The product or the creator of said product?

The firm that produced the testing software for new members of course, because they let in a damaged member. Only elite material is allowed. Or you, if you managed to hack your way in despite the impeccable test.

The firm, then. I'm broke 

[Hannah]

my my what kind of conversation did I start 

[Arya Quinn]

my my what kind of conversation did I start 

[Gopher Gary]

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

Shelf models are always assembled. 

[Arya Quinn]

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

Shelf models are always assembled. 

Quieten down or I may disassemble you 

[Gopher Gary]

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

Shelf models are always assembled. 

Quieten down or I may disassemble you 

[odeon]

We should sue, regardless.

[Arya Quinn]

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

Shelf models are always assembled. 

Quieten down or I may disassemble you 

Glad we could come to an understanding 

[Gopher Gary]

A shelf model? What is this, IKEA?

No, I was already assembled when you bought me. 

Shelf models are always assembled. 

Quieten down or I may disassemble you 

Glad we could come to an understanding 

I didn't know shelf models were so violent.