THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard

[driftingblizzard]

How do you pronounce it if you are mistaken....

[driftingblizzard]

I'm expecting a 9 pm cell call;  is it rude if I just let everyone go on and on about me with out me?  has anyone contacted crazy bitch about all the action?  How do I get my Karma up? 

[driftingblizzard]

my daughter just had me take the myer-briggs psychological test.     Houston, we have a problem.   the results were probably encrypted and sent by sat-phone straight to the place where these types of test results are hurried off to.  yeah, I AM still waiting on a call.  9 pm in my book means 9 pm.... 

[duncvis]

How do I get my Karma up? 

By making people laugh, usually.

[driftingblizzard]

Momentarily, I shall attempt some of this humor u speak of.  Damn those prepositional endings.. damn them to hell.   No, that wasn't the humor part.  I just hate grammer.  (now THAT was humor).

[El]

I've no idea how you'd come to the conclusion that I'm a good poet unless you followed me from somewhere else.

I KNOW you must know that the ultimate quetsion to the ultimate answer is an incorrect mathematical problem.

So, no idea.

[Leto729]

Welcome driftingblizzard to Intensity². So welcome to the craziness of Intensity².

[driftingblizzard]

Kevv729, thanks,  I just got off the phone, my fingers are frozen.   but I still have them all.
Crazy bitch...  oh god, now I gotta do research.  have I just gotten my first drive-by?

[Scrapheap]

I'm really getting to know myself, and I think I like me.

Are you Werbert's long lost brother?? 

Werbert has a habit of talking to himself too........ and arguing with himself, and calling himself out to the Main Event, and accusing himself of impersonating himself and last but not least, blaming his imposter self of sabotaging his true self.

If Werbert ever comes around here anymore, you'll probably get a laugh or two out of him........ he's a bit like an AS Andy Kaufmann.

[driftingblizzard]

we don't talk to ourselves do we pressscious....

[driftingblizzard]

COPIED (well cut and pasted) without author's permission whatsoever...  was that wrong of me? Now my Karma should go up to 5!  whoohooo!


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Re: OK, I can only post this here because I will otherwise be eaten alive...
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2006, 11:00:27 AM »
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Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2006, 02:44:08 AM
writing in rhyme.

ya got trouble with a capitol T.

Well, ya got trouble, my friend.
Right here, I say trouble right here in Intensity
Why, sure, I'm an Aspie
Certainly mighty proud to say,
I'm always mighty proud to say it
I consider the hours I spend with a keyboard in front of me are golden
Help you cultivate horse sense and a cool head and a keen eye
Didja ever take an' try an' make a relevant post
about yourself in a sensory overload?
But just as I say it takes judgement, brains and maturity
to post on these forums here
I say that any boob can go and post ?me too?
And I call that sloth,
the first big step on the road to the depths of degreda-
I say, first- you start to enjoy an argument,
then you go lookin? for one
And the next thing you know your friend is postin'
for answers with an ?evil? emote
and scourin? the next for controversy
Hear him tell about religion and politics'
Not a wholesome nice discussion, no,
but a war where they get up all their hackles
Like to see some stuck up poster sittin? up there on his high horse?
Make your blood boil, well I should say
Now, folks, let me show you what I mean
You got ten, twenty, thirty days in the Refuge
Day that can that mark the difference between a gentleman and a bum
With a capital 'B' and that thymes with ?T? and that stands for 'troll'

And all week long, your Intensity youth'll be fritterin' away
I say, your young men'll be fritterin'
Fritterin' away their noontime, suppertime, choretime, too
Make a hit on your post count
Never mind face-to-face interaction or making ?real friends?
or showering
Never mind personal hygiene 'til you totally reek
and someone who catches a whiff of you passes out and that's trouble
Oh, ya got lots and lots o' trouble
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the controversial avatars,
ones they got from Something Awful or Rotten.com
Ya got trouble, folks, right here in Intensity
with a capital ?T?- you heard me, ?T?- and that stands for 'troll'

Now I know all you folks are the right kind of posters
I'm gonna be perfectly frank
 
Would you like to know what kind of conversation goes on
while they're postin? on those threads
They'll be tryin' out Google, tryin' out Wikipedia,
tryin' out serach engines like
internet fiends
And braggin' all about how they're gonna cover up
a definite flame with a happy face
Now one fine night they leave the general discussion
headin' for the Pulitical Pundits and Main Event forums
Opinionated men and educated women and biases
Shameless flaming that'll grab your friend, your buddy
into the arms of a jungle animal instinct- mass hysteria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground, trouble!

Oh, we got trouble
Right here in Intensity
Right here in Intensity
With a capital 'T'- you heard me, ?T?- and that stands for 'troll'
That stands for troll
We surely got trouble
We surely got trouble
Right here in Intensity
Right here

Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones
moral after school

Spoken:
Mothers of Intensity,
heed this warning before it's too late
Watch for the tell-tale signs of trolling
The minute your son won?t leave the house
does he cancel his real life plans to chat in the chatroom
Does he use BBCode and emoticons verbally?
Does he have carpal tunnel syndrome?
Is he starting to memorize jokes
from the Sex-Mature Version Forum?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like... lol?
And... ROFLLMAO?
Well if so, my friends...

Ya got trouble
Oh, we got trouble
Right here in Intensity here in Intensity With a capital 'T'- you heard me, ?T?- and that stands for 'troll'
That stands for troll
We've surely got trouble
We surely got trouble
Right here in Intensity
Right here

Remember the community, the forum guidelines, and common courtesy?
Oho, we got trouble
We're in terrible, terrible trouble
Those posts that are written to incite are the devil's tool
Devil's tool
Yes, we've got trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, yes, we got trouble here, we got big, big trouble
With a 'T'

With a capital 'T'
You heard me, ?T?
And that stands for troll
That stands for troll

Remember my friends, listen to me,
because I pass this way but once

(chant 'trouble', etc.)

Perved  FROM :  +  INTENSITY²
|-+  Start here
| |-+  Rookie Refuge
| | |-+  OK, I can only post this here because I will otherwise be eaten alive...

Aaron speaking now:  "when a girl says anything about being eaten alive, I tend to pay very close attention..." 
P.S.  THANK YOU for joining the post, my life is now truly complete.....

[driftingblizzard]

ANnounCEMENT:  I will announce the answer and field any questions on the tavern drunken forum, on saturday evening... PS, do you have to be drinking to be in that forum?....  Do I even know what the hell I'm talking about?

[driftingblizzard]

damn, where is that forum...  wanders around the ethernet aimlessly...   more damn dots follow his sentences like stray puppies...

[duncvis]

Arrr, the chatroom be behind this link. CLICKY - you don't have to be full of rum, but it helps. Or you could just dress as a pirate and help combat global warming. 

(BTW, there's usually a 'chat' button in the menu bar, but I haven't had chance to patch it back into the forum template since the last upgrade)

[purposefulinsanity]

Welcome to Intensity², glad you decided to post an intro 

And I'm going to guess this statement is possbily not true- I have never piloted an airplane- because there seems to be a lot of things you have done.