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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #105 on: January 25, 2007, 11:18:33 PM »
 :shark:

I just noticed this smiley. It really bugs the crap out of me, even though, I know it doesn't have to make sense ... it's a frggin' smiley. BUT, the physics of the supposed movement forward can not occur if you have a round body, with no keel, and alternate your strokes. You must use a both sides combined, simultaneous motion that pushes your center of gravity forward. Otherwise you will just alternate half turns in the same place.

Sorry, carry on!
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #106 on: January 25, 2007, 11:22:45 PM »
Navigation is definitely not one of my strengths.  I have gotten lost so many times before and laughed about it.  But I love Mapquest.
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #107 on: January 25, 2007, 11:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:22:45 PM
Navigation is definitely not one of my strengths.  I have gotten lost so many times before and laughed about it.  But I love Mapquest.

OK, now I've printed out enough maps that I could use them for a blanket if I hit snow blocked freeways.  And I have a Purelltm if I need to start a bon fire....
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #108 on: January 25, 2007, 11:43:11 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 25, 2007, 11:37:26 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:22:45 PM
Navigation is definitely not one of my strengths.  I have gotten lost so many times before and laughed about it.  But I love Mapquest.

OK, now I've printed out enough maps that I could use them for a blanket if I hit snow blocked freeways.  And I have a Purelltm if I need to start a bon fire....
:LMAO:
see i have been paying attention.
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #109 on: January 25, 2007, 11:49:25 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 25, 2007, 11:37:26 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:22:45 PM
Navigation is definitely not one of my strengths.  I have gotten lost so many times before and laughed about it.  But I love Mapquest.

OK, now I've printed out enough maps that I could use them for a blanket if I hit snow blocked freeways.  And I have a Purelltm if I need to start a bon fire....

You can take an empty metal coffee can, a roll of toilet paper and a bottle of Isopropyl alcohol to make an emergency heater for your car, in case you get stuck in the snow.  Don't forget to open a window a little bit for ventilation if you need to use it.  You could take a small shovel and blankets too, as well as a small bag of sand for traction.
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #110 on: January 25, 2007, 11:57:07 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 25, 2007, 11:37:26 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:22:45 PM
Navigation is definitely not one of my strengths.  I have gotten lost so many times before and laughed about it.  But I love Mapquest.

OK, now I've printed out enough maps that I could use them for a blanket if I hit snow blocked freeways.  And I have a Purelltm if I need to start a bon fire....

You can take an empty metal coffee can, a roll of toilet paper and a bottle of Isopropyl alcohol to make an emergency heater for your car, in case you get stuck in the snow.  Don't forget to open a window a little bit for ventilation if you need to use it.  You could take a small shovel and blankets too, as well as a small bag of sand for traction.

For everything else, there's MASTERCARDtm    ;D
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #111 on: January 26, 2007, 12:05:03 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 25, 2007, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 25, 2007, 11:37:26 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 25, 2007, 11:22:45 PM
Navigation is definitely not one of my strengths.  I have gotten lost so many times before and laughed about it.  But I love Mapquest.

OK, now I've printed out enough maps that I could use them for a blanket if I hit snow blocked freeways.  And I have a Purelltm if I need to start a bon fire....

You can take an empty metal coffee can, a roll of toilet paper and a bottle of Isopropyl alcohol to make an emergency heater for your car, in case you get stuck in the snow.  Don't forget to open a window a little bit for ventilation if you need to use it.  You could take a small shovel and blankets too, as well as a small bag of sand for traction.

For everything else, there's MASTERCARDtm    ;D

 :rofl:
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #112 on: January 26, 2007, 12:05:41 AM »
priceless
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #113 on: January 26, 2007, 12:08:28 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 26, 2007, 12:05:41 AM
priceless

You HAVE been paying attention!   +1
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #114 on: January 26, 2007, 12:11:37 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 26, 2007, 12:08:28 AM
Quote from: McJagger on January 26, 2007, 12:05:41 AM
priceless

You HAVE been paying attention!   +1

no thanks to the vicodine.
i keep feeling waves of numbness fall over me.
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #115 on: January 26, 2007, 04:34:47 AM »
* purposefulinsanity wishes she had some vicodine
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #116 on: January 26, 2007, 05:09:36 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 26, 2007, 04:34:47 AM
* purposefulinsanity wishes she had some vicodine

woo yay....  :stoned:
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #117 on: January 26, 2007, 05:16:55 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on January 26, 2007, 05:09:36 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 26, 2007, 04:34:47 AM
* purposefulinsanity wishes she had some vicodine

woo yay....  :stoned:

Nah, more blissful numbness is what I'm looking for.
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #118 on: January 26, 2007, 06:46:14 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 26, 2007, 05:16:55 AM
Quote from: duncvis on January 26, 2007, 05:09:36 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 26, 2007, 04:34:47 AM
* purposefulinsanity wishes she had some vicodine

woo yay....  :stoned:

Nah, more blissful numbness is what I'm looking for.

Numbness sounds like a good idea, at first, but I don't recommend mixing  it with consciousness. That's fucked.
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #119 on: January 26, 2007, 06:48:13 AM »
I'd be happier with numbness and unconsciousness right now.
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