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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #105 on: April 25, 2016, 06:21:12 PM »
  My skin is a strange thing.  It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't
  wrinkle too deeply or obviously.  But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars)
  in direct light, and it isn't pretty.  If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange!  :laugh:
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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #106 on: April 26, 2016, 07:17:10 AM »
  My skin is a strange thing.  It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't
  wrinkle too deeply or obviously.  But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars)
  in direct light, and it isn't pretty.  If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange!  :laugh:


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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #107 on: April 26, 2016, 07:42:58 AM »
  My skin is a strange thing.  It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't
  wrinkle too deeply or obviously.  But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars)
  in direct light, and it isn't pretty.  If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange!  :laugh:


Pancake, not only on the plates, also on the cooks.

  Nah, let the world see the raw realness.  It's must-see TV!  :tv:
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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #108 on: April 26, 2016, 08:04:56 AM »
And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #109 on: April 26, 2016, 08:15:42 AM »
And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.

  After work, I may need a more thorough disguise than that.  :coolguy:
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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #110 on: April 26, 2016, 12:39:26 PM »
And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.

  After work, I may need a more thorough disguise than that.  :coolguy:

A burqa and a fake beard.
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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #111 on: April 26, 2016, 06:29:04 PM »
Reading this thread from its start was like watching all of us experience and then move beyond middle school.  Like holy fuck.   :facepalm2:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #112 on: April 26, 2016, 06:44:31 PM »
Reading this thread from its start was like watching all of us experience and then move beyond middle school.  Like holy fuck.   :facepalm2:

  Middle school sucked!  :mad:  Thank god I had bad knees that excused me from gym throughout high school.
    There might have been some Carrie moments if I'd had to share locker rooms with certain bitches.
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Re: Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are
« Reply #113 on: April 26, 2016, 09:02:15 PM »
I'm so handsome, I'm distracting.  :zoinks:
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