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ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« on: February 27, 2015, 08:55:22 PM »
I am guessing Doctor Who is not very popular in Sweden.

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SWEDES ARE CRAZY!!!!!!



A Swedish office block is offering workers the opportunity to have a microchip implanted under the skin of their hands. The radio frequency identification (RFID) chip, about the size of a grain of rice, lets users open doors, swap contact details or use the photocopier, all at the wave of a hand. Matthew Stock reports.

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2015, 09:17:39 PM »
Ha!

I'll bet it also has a nifty little tracking device that tells the boss precisely where your "dentist" lives.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2015, 09:20:40 PM »
Lol! They are crazy to put those things inside of them with no ability to remove them.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2015, 10:18:05 PM »
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
~Revelation 13:16-17

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2015, 10:35:32 PM »
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
~Revelation 13:16-17

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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It's there. It always was.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2015, 10:42:01 PM »
Seriously though, microchip technology only opens a whole new angle to the realm of hacking and identity theft, especially if finance based. Technology isn't even advanced enough to make current methods of digital access and digital money easy to safeguard, so no sense in implanting in the body just yet.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2015, 10:47:34 PM »
Seriously though, microchip technology only opens a whole new angle to the realm of hacking and identity theft, especially if finance based. Technology isn't even advanced enough to make current methods of digital access and digital money easy to safeguard, so no sense in implanting in the body just yet.

I knoooooow (<--agreeing with you emphatically). When that dude was saying its safe because they have to give permission, I thought "pssh", its not safe anymore.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2015, 11:01:37 PM »
 :headhurts: yea that is nuts...

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2015, 11:16:49 PM »
It's for the dumbshits who can't keep up with their access badges.  :zoinks:
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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2015, 01:23:29 AM »
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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2015, 08:42:00 AM »
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Will this be obligatory on the places you are applying for jobs?  :zoinks:
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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 09:09:24 AM »
Lol! They are crazy to put those things inside of them with no ability to remove them.

They don't put them that deep so if you know where it is it shouldn't be that hard.  You could probably overload them with a burst of the right radio frequencies and disable them also.   
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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 09:37:27 AM »
This is nuts. :zombiefuck:

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2015, 09:57:24 AM »
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
~Revelation 13:16-17

Ah, that's why they implanted it in her left hand. They read the Bible too.

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Re: ARE THE SWEDES INSANE!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2015, 10:17:13 AM »
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
~Revelation 13:16-17

Ah, that's why they implanted it in her left hand. They read the Bible too.
The bible contains a lot of archetypal language, and the concept of people not being able to buy or sell without some sort of shared mark, or the number of that mark, is easily applied to forms of digital money.