Me and a friend were stopped by a JW
We told him right off the bat "dude, we are the most unlikely convertees youve ever met, there is no chance."
He accepted it, but not entirely, so we told him that we were headed straight for hell, and nowhere but hell, but we asked him kindly to put a good word in for us, if he insisted on being a savior, because we are good people after all, just absolutely nonbelieving.
This made him very insecure, and he giggled nervously, and assured us he would put in a good word!