Happy Harbor Bombing Day!!

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I plan to celebrate by digging up my front yard and filling it with water to make a scale model of Pearl Harbor.

Then, I'll put model Battleships, cruisers and destroyers in the appropriate places.

Last, I'll throw M-80's into the water to simulate the bombing to entertain passers by.

This shouldn't be a problem since I don't live in city limits, the county sheriff won't mind.   

[Gopher Gary]

The water police might get you.  Seriously though, it sounds like an awesome idea. 

[Semicolon]

Why not skip the first two steps and use the M-80s to go dynamite fishing? Then, you can entertain passers-by with food.