I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry
It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.
I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".
I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.
Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=
I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend.