A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Taylor Swift? Goddess?
Quote from: odeon on November 26, 2014, 11:39:34 PMTaylor Swift? Goddess? I don't find her attractive at all.Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type. Not like Jennifer Lawrence.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it? I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 27, 2014, 08:05:15 AMQuote from: odeon on November 26, 2014, 11:39:34 PMTaylor Swift? Goddess? I don't find her attractive at all.Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type. Not like Jennifer Lawrence. Is Jennifer Lawrence your type? Do you like American rednecks?
Why not admit your true allegiance?
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 27, 2014, 12:18:16 PMthe fuck does this thread not have pictures in it? I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.I had to look up Katy Perry...I am so out of touch anymore.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on November 26, 2014, 11:39:34 PMTaylor Swift? Goddess? You obviously didn't see her in a cheerleader outfit.