Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??

['andersom']

Great personality.

Her outfit is all baggy in the crotch area

She needs extra space?

Looks like she borrowed it from a shorter and more voluptuous sister. It is not fitting nicely anywhere.

[Arya Quinn]

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

[Al Swearegen]

Oh C'mon now. Older ladies are awesome. I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry, she would lead you on a merry romp all around the complex. You would get to intimately know the ins and outs of everywhere large enough for two bodies to reside in.

"Did you ever notice that the laundry has a chipped tile that is third row in and second from the right? Also there is a crack behind the toilet and a spider's web under the bed?" Yeah, mate, I seen it all too vividly. You would do fine.

[Arya Quinn]

I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=     

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend. 

[Al Swearegen]

I am sure no one here will have dated a celebrity and so it will be all hypothetical. Jennifer Lawrence and that Gwenyth Palthrow's ex, Chris Martin is how many years her senior?

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

[Semicolon]

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure?

I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=     

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend. 

If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2.

[Arya Quinn]

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it. 

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure?

Everything but pleasure. 

I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=     

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend. 

If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2.

Well I think I posted here when I lost my virginity, so yeah. If I somehow end up dating someone famous and then failing epically with them in the bedroom you'll be the first to know 

[Semicolon]

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it. 

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure?

Everything but pleasure. 

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex.

I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=     

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend. 

If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2.

Well I think I posted here when I lost my virginity, so yeah. If I somehow end up dating someone famous and then failing epically with them in the bedroom you'll be the first to know 

Make sure it's not with Taylor Swift.

[odeon]

Taylor Swift would be fine. If she shut up.

[Arya Quinn]

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it. 

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure?

Everything but pleasure. 

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex.

I wouldn't know where to begin 

I am sure WERE you in the HORRIBLE position that you were enscounced with Katy Perry

It wasn't Perry I was talking about, it was Jennifer Lawrence, who is six years older than I am. Not much of an older lady in my book.

I don't fantasise about dating celebrities (let alone fucking them) because quite frankly I wouldn't be much good at it. That and everything you did would be recorded by the press, who put morality and giving a damn about others' privacy and well-being to one side in sake of a "good story".

I'm a private person who kinda likes to keep to himself. I hate drama.

Dating someone who the press is following= Drama.
Drama + Some_Bloke=     

I think I'll just stick with my current girlfriend thank you very much. The only drama I end up with is from her troubled best friend. 

If it was recorded, I'd also expect a courtesy post on I2.

Well I think I posted here when I lost my virginity, so yeah. If I somehow end up dating someone famous and then failing epically with them in the bedroom you'll be the first to know 

Make sure it's not with Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift would be fine. If she shut up.

My main problem with her is that her relationships are messy. That would be fine, after all she is a celebrity and their relationships never last very long. My problem is that little girls look up to her. She's a shitty role model in that sense, especially if those girls grow up to base their relationships off of how she runs hers.

Then again, that generation is doomed anyway so fuck it.

[odeon]

Taylor Swift would be fine. If she shut up.

My main problem with her is that her relationships are messy.

Who says anything about relationships? Next thing you'll say is probably that you guys need to marry before having sex.

[Semicolon]

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it. 

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure?

Everything but pleasure. 

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex.

I wouldn't know where to begin 

Start by posting noodz.

[Arya Quinn]

Older girls are better in my book. I guess that is all I was saying. Some think that the young demure virgin trope has some appeal, just never has with me.

I'm not a virgin, I'm just not very good at it. 

I could rest with her, except there would probably be very little actual rest.

I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.

Laugh with pleasure?

Everything but pleasure. 

If you're that bad at it, why not ask us for advice? We may be spazzes, but one or two of us have allegedly had sex.

I wouldn't know where to begin 

Start by posting noodz.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

... because she gave great head to left shark before the show!!   

[Arya Quinn]

He looks like he's enjoying himself.