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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2014, 07:38:54 PM »
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?

They have given up all hope for the possibility of ever talking to an actual person.
Scrappy sure knows how to reveal his lack of life, time and time again. He is so good at it too, it's like, he delivers himself with style!
What's next?
Whole thread of "Who else is sick of masturbating while crying? So typical eh!?"

A textbook piece of psychological projection.

You're a typical druggie, you have an overinflated opinion of yourself because you project your shortcomings onto others.    :hahaha:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2014, 10:33:19 PM »
I joke about crying masturbation.
Scrappy insists I am projecting.
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Scrappy believes crying masturbation is common and expected among aspies.
Scrappy masturbates while crying.

HE DONE IT AGAIN!

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2014, 12:17:50 AM »
She needs a better tailor. This suit fits barely better than a garbage bag. It's all wrinkles and creases where it should fit tight. And with a better fit, her boobs would look better too.

A personality that can do with some improvement.

You're right. Maybe it would be better if she took it off. :orly:
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2014, 03:05:50 PM »
I joke about crying masturbation.
Scrappy insists I am projecting.
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Scrappy believes crying masturbation is common and expected among aspies.
Scrappy masturbates while crying.

HE DONE IT AGAIN!


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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2014, 10:35:25 PM »
 ;)
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I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2014, 11:56:09 PM »
Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:



The lesbian version of Vanilla Ice? Wow.....

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2014, 12:00:47 AM »
That face makes me want to punch it.
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2014, 09:03:07 AM »
Orlando Bloom tried to get a good punch in, but was hindered by all the body guards. Unfortunately, Bieber got to leave there feeling super cool and awesome, still having learned nothing.
Almost! Better luck to the next guy!

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2014, 11:43:27 AM »
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2014, 01:51:42 PM »

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2014, 02:03:04 PM »
I joke about crying masturbation.
Scrappy insists I am projecting.
=
Scrappy believes crying masturbation is common and expected among aspies.
Scrappy masturbates while crying.

HE DONE IT AGAIN!

I'm guessing this is funny in Norwegian.  :dunno:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2014, 02:49:36 AM »
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

If available, sure.
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2014, 06:51:47 PM »
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

Or a boxing glove

A chainsaw sounds pretty good too  :zoinks:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2014, 06:52:46 PM »
That face makes me want to punch it.

With a shotgun?  :zoinks:

If available, sure.

He has to visit America more often  :zoinks:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2014, 09:30:36 PM »
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