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Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:08:42 PM »
I mean, she's good looking and all but she isn't the goddess that Taylor Swift is.   :dunno:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 11:39:34 PM »
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 12:26:00 AM »
Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 08:05:15 AM »
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 08:47:30 AM »
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:

Is Jennifer Lawrence your type? Do you like American rednecks? :zoinks:
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 12:18:16 PM »
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 01:14:11 PM »
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I had to look up Katy Perry...I am so out of touch anymore.  :laugh:
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 07:34:12 PM »
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

I don't find her attractive at all.

Katy Perry is...Well, she is good looking but she's not my type.

Not like Jennifer Lawrence.  :zoinks:

Is Jennifer Lawrence your type? Do you like American rednecks? :zoinks:

I like personality.  :zoinks:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2014, 08:28:48 PM »
Why do people crush on someone they will probably never even converse with?
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2014, 01:13:50 AM »
Why not admit your true allegiance? :orly:



Rather interesting that you should post that picture. :zoinks:
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2014, 01:21:42 AM »
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I'm told she's got a great personality.

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2014, 02:11:01 AM »
the fuck does this thread not have pictures in it?  I don't even know what Jennifer Lawrence looks like.

I had to look up Katy Perry...I am so out of touch anymore.  :laugh:

Same.

Looked up all three. They look about as plastic as that picture Semi posted. Fame does not do appearances well, in many cases.
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2014, 02:16:36 AM »
I found out through my Social Media class that Katy Perry has the most followers on Twitter in the world.
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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2014, 07:10:38 PM »
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

You obviously didn't see her in a cheerleader outfit.  :drool:    :dick:

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Re: Why does everyone drool over Katy Perry??
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2014, 03:24:19 AM »
Taylor Swift? Goddess? :puke:

You obviously didn't see her in a cheerleader outfit.  :drool:    :dick:

Cheerleaders aren't my thing.
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