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Offline Genesis

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #60 on: July 31, 2018, 12:01:43 AM »
Is the sky purple?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #61 on: July 31, 2018, 12:07:46 AM »
Gary, I find that when I am spit roasting gophers that they tend to scream a lot.

In the interests of being more humane, which type of noise-cancelling headphones do you recommend?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #62 on: July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM »
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #63 on: July 31, 2018, 12:26:52 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'll take this one:

The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #64 on: July 31, 2018, 05:22:49 AM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 31, 2018, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'll take this one:

The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.

You'd be right into that.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #65 on: July 31, 2018, 06:34:20 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'm certain I can't be angry at anyone while they're giving me cherry coke or free hockey tickets.  :zoinks:

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 31, 2018, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'll take this one:

The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.

Don't forget my snorkel.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #66 on: July 31, 2018, 06:35:58 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 31, 2018, 12:07:46 AM
Gary, I find that when I am spit roasting gophers that they tend to scream a lot.

In the interests of being more humane, which type of noise-cancelling headphones do you recommend?

Anti-microbial ones.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #67 on: July 31, 2018, 08:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 31, 2018, 06:34:20 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'm certain I can't be angry at anyone while they're giving me cherry coke or free hockey tickets.  :zoinks:

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 31, 2018, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'll take this one:

The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.

Don't forget my snorkel.  :zoinks:

Do you have a favorite team?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #68 on: July 31, 2018, 08:30:12 PM »
My guess would be University of Minnesota, don't 'cha know.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2018, 01:02:33 AM »
Quote from: Alex DeLarge on July 31, 2018, 08:30:12 PM
My guess would be University of Minnesota, don't 'cha know.

Not the Minnesota Wild?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2018, 07:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 08:21:24 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 31, 2018, 06:34:20 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'm certain I can't be angry at anyone while they're giving me cherry coke or free hockey tickets.  :zoinks:

Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 31, 2018, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'll take this one:

The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.

Don't forget my snorkel.  :zoinks:

Do you have a favorite team?

No, I'm not really into sports. I like watching some of the Olympic games when they're on tv, but that's about it. I also attend other sporting events with Sugarbutt, but I don't really like it.  :dunno: I discovered I like being at hockey games accidentally when I first attended one. I just cheer for the home team, but I don't even care enough to own a shirt in their team color.  :lol1:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #71 on: August 01, 2018, 08:08:25 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on July 31, 2018, 05:22:49 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on July 31, 2018, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: Genesis on July 31, 2018, 12:20:48 AM
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?

I'll take this one:

The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.

You'd be right into that.

Not as much as the gopher.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #72 on: August 01, 2018, 08:30:30 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 01, 2018, 01:02:33 AM
Quote from: Alex DeLarge on July 31, 2018, 08:30:12 PM
My guess would be University of Minnesota, don't 'cha know.

Not the Minnesota Wild?

FFS.  :facepalm2:

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #73 on: August 16, 2018, 02:58:07 PM »
I take it you like a bit of the ol' inout inout?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2018, 03:33:18 PM »
Yes, and the red red kroovy.   :eyebrows:
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