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Ask the Gopher
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:41:16 PM »
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2014, 08:04:41 PM »
A woodchuck would chuck 3.8 cords of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  :autism:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2017, 11:49:21 PM »
Why are gophers fuzzy?



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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2017, 06:02:40 PM »
Why are gophers fuzzy?



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It's strictly a personal relations tool. No one would put up with my crap if I looked like this.  :zoinks:

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2017, 11:52:40 PM »
Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2017, 06:11:44 PM »
Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

 :'( Why no response?

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2017, 06:59:11 PM »
Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

 :'( Why no response?

Oh hey, I didn't even see this. Sometimes I miss stuff, because if someone else logs into this account then it screws up the list of unread topics for me when I log in, but I don't remember that happening in a while and when I look at my profile I see I didn't post at all for three days around that time. Jack was working some stupid hours a couple weeks ago, so I may have not been around to see it. Anyway, I would go for the tea party on the moon. Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2017, 08:46:10 PM »
Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

 :'( Why no response?

Oh hey, I didn't even see this. Sometimes I miss stuff, because if someone else logs into this account then it screws up the list of unread topics for me when I log in, but I don't remember that happening in a while and when I look at my profile I see I didn't post at all for three days around that time. Jack was working some stupid hours a couple weeks ago, so I may have not been around to see it. Anyway, I would go for the tea party on the moon. Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party.  :zoinks:

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2017, 03:59:38 AM »
Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2017, 03:05:11 PM »
Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Peter Jackson?

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2017, 04:27:46 PM »
Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

Not at the moment. :dunno: Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me.  :lol1:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2017, 04:30:28 PM »
Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Peter Jackson?

I think most anyone could beat me at eating pie. Sweet goo sets off my gag reflex, so that's the majority of pies. I can handle some pies with pieces of fruit in them, or pecan, but I'm not much of a sweets person. If I eat something sweet, it's usually chocolate or icecream.  :autism:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2017, 03:54:31 PM »
Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

Not at the moment. :dunno: Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me.  :lol1:

I wouldn't want to annoy you.  I was aiming for a quite mild irritation.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2017, 05:24:16 PM »
Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

Not at the moment. :dunno: Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me.  :lol1:

I wouldn't want to annoy you.  I was aiming for a quite mild irritation.

You could always go back to ignoring me. That was mildly irritating.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2017, 02:18:31 AM »
How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?
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