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Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps?
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?
Yes he is!"The meek shall inherit the Earth"(they were talking about Gary)
Quote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things? That too.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things? That too. When is the wedding?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. Of course. It all makes sense. QuoteQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things? That too. When is the wedding?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 03, 2014, 11:21:18 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. Of course. It all makes sense. QuoteQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things? That too. When is the wedding? I like the ambiance. Are we invited?
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 03, 2014, 06:16:52 PMI'm too rowdy to be the marrying type. Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up
Quote from: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 01:42:02 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 03, 2014, 11:21:18 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. Of course. It all makes sense. QuoteQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things? That too. When is the wedding? I like the ambiance. Are we invited? Of course you are
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 03, 2014, 03:01:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 01:42:02 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 03, 2014, 11:21:18 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. Of course. It all makes sense. QuoteQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AMQuote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PMGary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it. I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible. Don't you mean you like men who can google things? That too. When is the wedding? I like the ambiance. Are we invited? Of course you are NOOOOOOOO!!!!