A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhogHAMPTON, N.H. —A Hampton couple said they were terrorized Tuesday by a groundhog that ran at them with teeth bared.“Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed this movement. I turned around and this furry thing is coming at me. He got close enough so I could just poke him with my toe, and I pushed him back a few feet. He just turned around and came right back, and I gave him a harder kick this time,” McGrath said.The kick did not deter the groundhog.McGrath went in his garage and closed the door, but the groundhog snuck through another open door.McGrath said he headed inside and came back out a short time later thinking the animal was gone.“Here he comes again and he almost got me that time,” he said.McGrath ran for the front door as the groundhog pursued.“I took off as fast as I could, which didn’t have to be too fast. He had pretty short legs,” he said. “And he follows me up the steps and started biting, clawing and really acting nasty.”His wife snapped some photographs and they called animal control.The angry rodent confronted the animal control officer, who had to get back into his truck for a short time. The groundhog was later put down in the yard. It will be tested for rabies.McGrath was unscathed, but said he’ll take on precaution in the future.“Just going to wear long pants and steel boots,” he said.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Hey, they had it coming. I'm just saying.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2014, 07:00:05 PMHey, they had it coming. I'm just saying. What did they do to you?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 29, 2014, 07:38:17 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2014, 07:00:05 PMHey, they had it coming. I'm just saying. What did they do to you? They gave me rabies.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 29, 2014, 11:16:09 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 29, 2014, 07:38:17 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2014, 07:00:05 PMHey, they had it coming. I'm just saying. What did they do to you? They gave me rabies. Why didn't you use this weapon instead of brute force?
