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Here I thought that all of your problems were caused by the NHS.
He wants guns so he can shoot foreigners, blacks, Muslims and homosexuals like they're foxes or some shit.
I thought that UKIP wanted foxes to be run down by hunting dogs.
It's difficult to train hunting dogs to hunt minorities, hence why UKIP (UKEEP outta my county) wants guns to shoot them with instead
Train minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC.
UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them?
Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP.
No thank you. I like the NHS and I'd rather like to keep it
That and I'm 18 and middle class so the Tories fucking hate me.
Labour's leader is incompetent, the Lib Dems leader is David Cameron's prostitute...
In short, whoever wins the 2015 election, we all lose.