A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 17, 2014, 07:57:56 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 17, 2014, 06:46:54 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:46:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:17:07 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 14, 2014, 06:37:35 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 08:42:43 AMTrain minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC. UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them? Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP. No thank you. I like the NHS and I'd rather like to keep it That and I'm 18 and middle class so the Tories fucking hate me. Labour's leader is incompetent, the Lib Dems leader is David Cameron's prostitute...In short, whoever wins the 2015 election, we all lose. It's time to move to America, where the government will care about your vote. As any American will tell you, we have plenty of room for immigrants, as long as they aren't Hispanic.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 17, 2014, 06:46:54 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:46:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:17:07 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 14, 2014, 06:37:35 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 08:42:43 AMTrain minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC. UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them? Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP. No thank you. I like the NHS and I'd rather like to keep it That and I'm 18 and middle class so the Tories fucking hate me. Labour's leader is incompetent, the Lib Dems leader is David Cameron's prostitute...In short, whoever wins the 2015 election, we all lose. It's time to move to America, where the government will care about your vote.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:46:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:17:07 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 14, 2014, 06:37:35 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 08:42:43 AMTrain minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC. UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them? Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP. No thank you. I like the NHS and I'd rather like to keep it That and I'm 18 and middle class so the Tories fucking hate me. Labour's leader is incompetent, the Lib Dems leader is David Cameron's prostitute...In short, whoever wins the 2015 election, we all lose. It's time to move to America, where the government will care about your vote.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:17:07 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 14, 2014, 06:37:35 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 08:42:43 AMTrain minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC. UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them? Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP. No thank you. I like the NHS and I'd rather like to keep it That and I'm 18 and middle class so the Tories fucking hate me. Labour's leader is incompetent, the Lib Dems leader is David Cameron's prostitute...In short, whoever wins the 2015 election, we all lose.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 14, 2014, 06:37:35 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 08:42:43 AMTrain minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC. UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them? Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 08:42:43 AMTrain minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC. UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them?
Train minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC.
