Election Day 2014 in America

[odeon]

I was about to comment on your deadlock situation, pointing out the inherent weaknesses in your system, but then came to think about Sweden's current situation and decided to shut up.

It's the same shit on a different continent.

It's the same everywhere.

We have the worst parliamentary deadlock in years now.

That's one problem with parliamentary systems: they require a government to be formed by parties working together to form a majority. No one expects the Democrats and the Republicans to work together, unless they're passing tax breaks for the rich.

Until you've reached sequestering, you haven't reached the level of professional American deadlocking.

We are mere beginners in the art of deadlocking.

[Semicolon]

I was about to comment on your deadlock situation, pointing out the inherent weaknesses in your system, but then came to think about Sweden's current situation and decided to shut up.

It's the same shit on a different continent.

It's the same everywhere.

We have the worst parliamentary deadlock in years now.

That's one problem with parliamentary systems: they require a government to be formed by parties working together to form a majority. No one expects the Democrats and the Republicans to work together, unless they're passing tax breaks for the rich.

Until you've reached sequestering, you haven't reached the level of professional American deadlocking.

We are mere beginners in the art of deadlocking.

To reach the next level, you must give up the socialist concept of third parties and allow unlimited corporate campaign contributions. What could go wrong?

[odeon]

We're only nine million people. We don't have that kind of money.

[Semicolon]

We're only nine million people. We don't have that kind of money.

If only there was an oil-rich country on your western border to invade liberate from socialist oppression.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

YES!!  Sweden should invade Norway!     <-- most appropriate use of this smiley to date. 

YEAH, fuck Norway!! 

[Semicolon]

YES!!  Sweden should invade Norway again!     <-- most appropriate use of this smiley to date. 

YEAH, fuck Norway!! 

Fixed.

Here are the Swedes invading Norway while Finland watches:

[odeon]

We're only nine million people. We don't have that kind of money.

If only there was an oil-rich country on your western border to invade liberate from socialist oppression.

I was wondering if they could liberate us.

[odeon]

YES!!  Sweden should invade Norway again!     <-- most appropriate use of this smiley to date. 

YEAH, fuck Norway!! 

Fixed.

Here are the Swedes invading Norway while Finland watches:

OMG, you nailed it. Uncanny.

[Semicolon]

YES!!  Sweden should invade Norway again!     <-- most appropriate use of this smiley to date. 

YEAH, fuck Norway!! 

Fixed.

Here are the Swedes invading Norway while Finland watches:

OMG, you nailed it. Uncanny.

Luckily, I didn't have to resort to any stereotypes.

We're only nine million people. We don't have that kind of money.

If only there was an oil-rich country on your western border to invade liberate from socialist oppression.

I was wondering if they could liberate us.

That could be arranged. Are you worried that things aren't expensive enough in Sweden?

Here are the Norwegians invading Sweden while Finland watches:

[odeon]

Impressed by the Norwegian invading army. They are clearly multitasking.

[Semicolon]

Impressed by the Norwegian invading army. They are clearly multitasking.

They're fishing for herring.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Impressed by the Norwegian invading army. They are clearly multitasking.

They're fishing for herring.

With which to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest in order to appease the Nights who say Ni??   

[odeon]

[Semicolon]

Impressed by the Norwegian invading army. They are clearly multitasking.

They're fishing for herring.

With which to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest in order to appease the Nights who say Ni??   

They'll let it rot for six months, then package it as a delicacy to trick gullible tourists.

[odeon]

Did you miss the reference?