HAHA Virginia! YOU SUCK!!!

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Can't trust missile launches to dumbass southern rednecks.   

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/orbital-sciences-unmanned-rocket-explodes-on-lift-off-in-virginia-nasa/ar-BBbLM8F

Only we here on the west coast know how to do it right.      

[Gopher Gary]

This is a sad day for the rocket. 

[Pyraxis]

And the third paragraph of the article is about the stock price? Have to wait till the fifth paragraph to hear whether there are human injuries.

[Gopher Gary]

Have to wait till the fifth paragraph to hear whether there are human injuries.

The title of the article contains the word unmanned. 

[Pyraxis]

I saw video of the explosion online, it was pretty intense and could be heard from miles away.

[Calandale]

The title of the article contains the word unmanned. 

An exploded 'rocket' means unmanned by definition, no?

[Gopher Gary]

The title of the article contains the word unmanned. 

An exploded 'rocket' means unmanned by definition, no?

How else are people supposed to get into space? Still, after I wrote that I half expected Pyraxis to come back and call me dummy for not considering the debris. 

[Pyraxis]

Meh. You had a point. I was just snarking.

[Calandale]

The title of the article contains the word unmanned. 

An exploded 'rocket' means unmanned by definition, no?

How else are people supposed to get into space? Still, after I wrote that I half expected Pyraxis to come back and call me dummy for not considering the debris. 

I don't think they emasculated previous astronauts.

[Pyraxis]

 

[Calandale]

Not used to having to be so explicit.