Can't imagine there's much in life which both Shakespeare and the Bible aren't applicable.
What does the shakespearian bible say about pooping, Jack?
That you should start digging.
deuteronomy goes on and on about hygiene. Of course, they were mostly concerned with women, who were though of as dirty at best, and frequently perceived as worst. I am not going to look it up if taking a dump is covered, but I would be surprised if it not there.