Can't imagine there's much in life which both Shakespeare and the Bible aren't applicable.
What does the shakespearian bible say about pooping, Jack? ![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
That you should start digging. ![ZEGH :M](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/M.PNG)
deuteronomy goes on and on about hygiene. Of course, they were mostly concerned with women, who were though of as dirty at best, and frequently perceived as worst. I am not going to look it up if taking a dump is covered, but I would be surprised if it not there.