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Madame Mc Blob
« on: December 19, 2006, 07:30:25 PM »
Come in, sit down, and madame mc blob will tell your fortune. First things first, ask a question regarding you ro your life, or things in your life to hear the wise opinion of this fortune teller.

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 08:55:27 PM »
when will my wife get that house addition she has been bugging me for?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2006, 09:05:08 PM »
Alright, but you must promise to remain at least nuetral at least to me.
I will start with this,  I AM SORRY.

Will I end up getting married to Cathy?, or what will my wife's name be.
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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2006, 11:08:33 PM »
when will my wife get that house addition she has been bugging me for?

Well first things first, I see a cloud of wispy toilet seats surrounding your wife. The toilet seats seem to be drawing out most of the positive energy around there. You need to go and flush your left leg down the toilet, then hop around singing "baa baa black sheep". Within  3 weeks the toilet will burp up the house addition. Be sure to flush first.

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Will I end up getting married to Cathy?, or what will my wife's name be.

Cathy has greater things instore for her in the future, and will end up hooking up with ligitious' backside. You will get married eventually to someone that starts with the letter "A" and you will have several pets named after different famous people. Get britney spears spayed as soon as possibe or you will get into a lot of trouble with too many pets.

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2006, 04:06:18 AM »
Madame McBlob when will all my dreams come true? :cat:

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2006, 04:53:22 AM »
Madame Mc Blob, how can I discourage my neighbours from crapping outside my house? Mucky buggers.

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2006, 12:59:18 PM »
If I try eating the giant white waffle, will people look at me funny?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2006, 05:08:33 PM »
You have no idea, about how good I am at fuckn with women.  My mom is cock tease, lets put it that way.  I act along those lines, but lets not forget I am male.  Know one teaches me how and I am so good.  The only problem I have is beating them off with a stick and having trouble making up my mind, but that  is only when two work so well.  Cathy will not take any one else and still waited for me even after the last bullshit I put her through.  That girl seems indestructable in that regard, and its like I can do no wrong.  I mean she holds a stiff upper lip.  Then again, Jessica will not take no for an answer either, but money is going to make move with Cathy. That girl is a good fuck I will tell you, getting on top of me.  She knew what I wanted without me telling her.  She is a little bit fat, but she used that as sort of a rape thing and that was just wonderful.  She crushed me, and I could not really move.  I am wondering about Jessica, but I should not bother.  Money is going to blow the hole god damn thing, but maybe I  am much better off with Cathy anyway.  She can even loose weight, and did it before.  She did real well and I am impressed considering alll the trouble people experience.  Cathy is very sweet and I would fuck her any day.
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2006, 05:17:59 PM »
Forgot one thing, Cathy is cute too.
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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 06:26:18 AM »
will i ever get laid?

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Re: Madame Mc Blob
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 05:13:27 AM »
Wow, Madame McBlob...seems to be not the best clairvoyant...I suggest you proffer your questions elsewhere.