"You know what happens when you put 10 Jews in a room?? you get 15 different opinions."
In a rare defense of Rage, I remember reading this joke (which I'm shortening and mangling) from a famous Jewish Comic (who's name escapes me.)
When 2 Jews were rescued from a deserted island after 5 years, the rescuers found 3 huts. Each Jew had built his own synagogue because he wouldn't set foot in the other's and a third one that neither one would set foot in.