Swanson was released from the Mental Hospital... his condition is stable, as long as he cooperates with his doctor's orders to not go near any ponds from now on.
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Quote from: Pappy Boyington on September 25, 2014, 08:24:10 PMSo are you drunk??I was last night...
So are you drunk??
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Perhaps I have already introduced myself and forgotten. Please just ignore this if that is the case.I come here when I have been drinking. Tonight it is tequila, which is so much better than rum, which I was drinking - although I wish I were a pirate. I made myself a strong paloma. Being a cheep drunk, it is a cakewalk. I was invited here by Piper and have a nemesis named Pappy -I love you Pappy! I love having a nemesis.It channels my Sherlock Holmes. I know neither of them. I recently quit my job and relocated to a place that seems to be another planet. I am pretty freaked out. I have a boss - no fucking way!I come to I2 to be unreasonable, which I fear is disrespectful of all of you. While I feel this is inappropriate, I nonetheless feel no regret. Sometimes one just needs to act out to hang on to some threads of sanity. I know my dear, loving nemesis, Pappy will have a field day with my tequila induced vulnerability, but I will kick his ass anyway. I hate you Pappy! I love you, Pappy!Icequeen, thank you for responding to my bitch post. - realizing I am a real [quick] personAnyway, thank you I2 and Pappy for letting me spew. Thank you Piper for inviting me. Anyway, despite Pappy's boring attacks (I need some intellectual nutrition!) and my general disrespect of this forum, I am not a bad person. I am a drunk and confused person in a new job with a four month probationary period and a BOSS. I am a proud ODD & autistic who is usually hated because I am OCD correct. I am confused because people seem to appreciate my expertise. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!I hope you are the only people crazy enough to understand being OCD brilliant in a mediocre society. I LOVE my autistic brain!Pappy, can we be friends?Where the hell s Piper and why did he invite me here?Is this the correct venue for someone who is in crisis?By the way, I can handle being in crisis. I have been autistic in a disappointingly mediocre NT society for 6 decades. I will get over myself...
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
I miss white Christmases so badly.
I don't live anywhere white!
I take a brief leave and you all start talking - glad you suffered in my absence.Yeah, I ran outta tequila, got a job with no assholes (except maybe me), and got sick of my pity party. And yes, I actually did have a white Christmas - first one after living in PHX for half a decade. Thank you, ((Hannah))