What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?

["couldbecousin"]

  My boss told me to mix a batch of lemonade and cautioned me not to use too much yellow food coloring
   because that would make the lemonade look like urine.  Well, years ago, in the movie Near Dark,
   Bill Paxton's character insulted a bartender by calling his beer  "donkey piss."  I remembered that today
   and every time since I have thought of the lemonade as donkey piss.  "I mixed up the donkey piss!" 

['andersom']

Why ad food colouring to home made lemonade? 

["couldbecousin"]

Why ad food colouring to home made lemonade? 

  Because it's clear without it, just looks like water.  A single drop of yellow dye per 4 gallons is enough. 

['andersom']

Why ad food colouring to home made lemonade? 

  Because it's clear without it, just looks like water.  A single drop of yellow dye per 4 gallons is enough. 

I like the colourless look.

[Gopher Gary]

  "I mixed up the donkey piss!" 

 

[RageBeoulve]

This guy wants to slit my throat-neck, because mah swag.

[Gopher Gary]

 

[Semicolon]

Lemonade is supposed to be white, from the lemon pulp.

["couldbecousin"]

Lemonade is supposed to be white, from the lemon pulp.

  No, it is supposed to be yellow like donkey piss. 

[Semicolon]

Lemonade is supposed to be white, from the lemon pulp.

  No, it is supposed to be yellow like donkey piss. 

You want the donkey to do what?

["couldbecousin"]

  I don't want the donkey to do anything.  That would be crossing the species line. 

[Semicolon]

  I don't want the donkey to do anything.  That would be crossing the species line. 

But you do want a human to do something?

["couldbecousin"]

  I want a human to cook me something! 

['andersom']

  I want a human to cook me something! 

With your home brewed donkeypiss?

[Lestat]

Cook the donkey? hmm...donkey chunks, lightly poached in their own fermented piss.

Yum yum

IMO proper homemade lemonade should be a cloudy, pale off-whitish color. Proper real lemonade (as opposed to blasphemies like the nauseatingly sickly 'sprite' or '7-up') is lovely, especially served with a frosting of sugar on the rim of the glass and a couple of slices of lime, with a splash of lime juice. Makes a lovely mixer for some chilled vodka as well. Food colouring? guy is a dozy wanker if he imagines that for one moment anybody is likely to bottle up piss to drink. Not a nigger is he? possibly have to be a wog to get the genes for quite so severe stupidity.