What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?

["couldbecousin"]

Cook the donkey? hmm...donkey chunks, lightly poached in their own fermented piss.

Yum yum

IMO proper homemade lemonade should be a cloudy, pale off-whitish color. Proper real lemonade (as opposed to blasphemies like the nauseatingly sickly 'sprite' or '7-up') is lovely, especially served with a frosting of sugar on the rim of the glass and a couple of slices of lime, with a splash of lime juice. Makes a lovely mixer for some chilled vodka as well. Food colouring? guy is a dozy wanker if he imagines that for one moment anybody is likely to bottle up piss to drink. Not a nigger is he? possibly have to be a wog to get the genes for quite so severe stupidity.

  My boss is female and, like most of the people in my whitewashed world, she is white.
   And I don't understand your racism.    I can tell you that there's plenty of severe dumbness
   among my white acquaintances.  Even the brighter ones are capable of facepalm-worthy stupidity.

[Semicolon]

  I want a human to cook me something! 

With your home brewed donkeypiss?

It could be the centerpiece of a gourmet meal.

If CBC brews some jenkem, she'll have an unbeatable combination.

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

[Semicolon]

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

Why not?

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

Why not?

  Becaue you posted it.  We're aware of your ongoing unsavory activities online. 

[Icequeen]

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

Why not?

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this?

Don't do it CBC...don't do it.

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

Why not?

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this?

Don't do it CBC...don't do it.

  I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum." 


   Have some wine for your bravery! 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum." 

[Genesis]

1. That I'm a 24 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement

2. That I used to be afraid of my own Grandmother

3. I still think that Mormons are crazy

4. That Squirrel will not stop stalking me!

5. My Dog is Gullible

6. That I still haven't gotten tickets to Yawnfest

7. That I am making this a list

8. That is all

[Semicolon]

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

Why not?

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this?

Don't do it CBC...don't do it.

Do it.

  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I. 

Why not?

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this?

Don't do it CBC...don't do it.

  I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum." 


   Have some wine for your bravery! 

Why were you looking for santorum?

[Genesis]

Rick Santorum?

[Icequeen]

Rick Santorum?

No santorum.

...and I just googled it. 

[Genesis]

OMG!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!

[Genesis]

 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I can't help it! I think it's hysterical!!