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be careful with your scrotum
« on: August 06, 2014, 06:30:54 PM »
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 06:33:16 PM »
GOOD!
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2014, 07:54:00 PM »
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2014, 07:59:17 PM »
How does this affect me?
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2014, 08:05:21 PM »
'No honey I don't need a condom I have been using my laptop all day'   :zoinks:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2014, 09:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 06, 2014, 07:59:17 PM
How does this affect me?

Make sure Prince Albert doesn't overheat his sperm with his computer.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2014, 11:14:47 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on August 06, 2014, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 06, 2014, 07:59:17 PM
How does this affect me?

Make sure Prince Albert doesn't overheat his sperm with his computer.

I'll just stick him in the freezer for a bit.
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2014, 11:42:30 PM »
 :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2014, 11:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 06, 2014, 11:42:30 PM
:thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:

What I mean to say is this.... Ouch :'(
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2014, 02:19:17 AM »
No this is ouch.  (Actually to infinity and beyond ouch)

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2014, 05:26:15 AM »
**casually moves laptop away from lap**
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 03:29:06 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 07, 2014, 05:26:15 AM
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 06:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 07, 2014, 03:29:06 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 07, 2014, 05:26:15 AM
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:

Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 08:23:59 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on August 07, 2014, 06:54:19 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 07, 2014, 03:29:06 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 07, 2014, 05:26:15 AM
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:

Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:

Or one of the X-Men :zoinks:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2014, 10:10:19 PM »
Quote from: Parts on August 07, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: sg1008 on August 07, 2014, 06:54:19 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 07, 2014, 03:29:06 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 07, 2014, 05:26:15 AM
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:

Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:

Or one of the X-Men :zoinks:

Or both. Link :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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