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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2014, 07:55:37 AM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2014, 06:18:06 PM »
We can do that too.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2014, 06:43:12 PM »
Well holy shit.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2014, 03:13:35 AM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2014, 05:46:01 AM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2014, 07:33:29 AM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2014, 12:20:23 AM »
Nah, don't take a shite on the little aneuploid sack of fermented dog piss, that would make my nunchaku all messy, I don't want them covered in feces thank ye very much :autism:

And scratch the screwdriver too come to think of it. My little gas-powered soldering iron would be perfect for slowly torturing bieber. Real handy little tool, glad I got it, its the size of a large, fat pen, runs on butane or similar volatile hydrocarbons, fills up just like a refillable lighter, and runs for ages. Real handy for when I find plumbing in abandoned buildings, or if I find a TV or microwave in a dumpster, its perfect for making off with the high voltage, high capacitance caps in such appliances. Much neater than a pair of cutters, just break the casing open and desolder the bits that are wanted.

Or of course, perfect for slowly burning bits off an aneuploid bitch manchild failure at life and general turd floating in the shallow end of the gene pool :P
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2014, 01:32:23 AM »
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2014, 05:48:30 AM »
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.

That won't stop his screaming, rabid fangirls.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2014, 07:04:54 AM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:

I live in the country next to Canada. :M
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2014, 05:15:20 PM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Or to people pretending to be Canadians when travelling.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2014, 05:16:17 PM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that a normal Canadian greeting also includes Wolverine  :asthing:

I live in the country next to Canada. :M

OMG, so Justin Bieber is your NEIGHBOUR? :GA:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2014, 07:47:00 PM »
Why don't we just take a shit on him?

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets, you take a shit on him and I take pictures.  :asthing:

That's a normal greeting in Canada. :M

Or to people pretending to be Canadians when travelling.

And people pretending to be Calandale.  :thumbup:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2014, 01:28:14 AM »
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.
That won't stop his screaming, rabid fangirls.
This is supposed to include his screaming fangirls. Imagine if no one turned up at his concerts but crickets?
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2014, 09:07:12 AM »
You are all going about this all wrong.  Just kill the guy by totally ignoring him.  The bewilderment and humiliation will kill him.
That won't stop his screaming, rabid fangirls.
This is supposed to include his screaming fangirls. Imagine if no one turned up at his concerts but crickets?

Those screaming, rabid fangirls have no concept of music though. They'll always turn up to his concerts. They are wastes of oxygen and shouldn't be allowed to breed.  :hitler: