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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2014, 01:29:00 PM »
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  I would like to be photographed at a club   :flash:   putting my hand in someone's face!  :2thumbsup:

Here you are, being photographed: :flash: :slap:

Perhaps you are :facepalm2:. :orly:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2014, 01:30:56 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on July 31, 2014, 12:38:45 PM
Quote from: Jack on July 31, 2014, 05:14:44 AM
What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.

Justin Bieber was born in Canada, that's reason enough to be embarrassed.

Then again, both Wolverine and Deadpool are Canadian...So I suppose that makes up for it.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2014, 11:30:26 PM »
^Why you don't want to pretend you're Canadian while travelling.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2014, 03:45:11 AM »
Quote from: odeon on July 31, 2014, 11:30:26 PM
^Why you don't want to pretend you're Canadian while travelling.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2014, 01:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 31, 2014, 07:31:41 AM
It must be a slow news day in Canada. :P

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Quote from: Jack on July 31, 2014, 05:14:44 AM
What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:

Perhaps Jack is contractually obligated to ask that question in every thread on I2. :P
Jack's contractual obligations are confidential. :M
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2014, 04:07:02 PM »
If that annoying little squirt ducked, Bloom should have followed through with a few more, or just ran up and nutted the dickless little queer right in the ugly, faggot mush.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2014, 05:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 04:07:02 PM
If that annoying little squirt ducked, Bloom should have followed through with a few more, or just ran up and nutted the dickless little queer right in the ugly, faggot mush.

It doesn't seem like he ducked. His body guard deflected the blow.
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2014, 06:18:27 PM »
Doesn't surprise me.

Hopefully Bloom will bide his time, and get a clear shot sooner or later. The way Bieber has been gobbing off to him has earned him a clip round the ear for sure. If someone said the abusive things he did about Bloom's ex wife, to badmouth my dearest Heretic, they would be getting handed their ears in a doggy bag and a broken jaw, if they were lucky enough to catch me in a very good mood.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2014, 09:32:14 PM »
I'd gladly help him hold the kid down. :P
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM »
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2014, 04:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2014, 05:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2014, 04:52:36 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 02, 2014, 05:55:08 PM
Quote from: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.

Why not both?  :dunno:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2014, 08:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 05, 2014, 04:52:36 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 02, 2014, 05:55:08 PM
Quote from: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.

Why not both?  :dunno:

Fine by me.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2014, 05:10:34 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 06, 2014, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 05, 2014, 04:52:36 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 02, 2014, 05:55:08 PM
Quote from: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 09:43:10 PM
Why hold down, when you can stab in the eyesockets repeatedly with a blunt and rusty old screwdriver:D

It's more fun if he's being held down.

Why not both?  :dunno:

Fine by me.

odeon can hold him down while Lesat stabs him in the eyesockets and I take pictures.  :asthing:
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