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Why is my poop green?
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:34:32 AM »
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It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:

I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2014, 11:17:45 AM »
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It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:

I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:

What were you specifically searching for?

Inquisitive mind wants to know.
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2014, 11:19:39 AM »
Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2014, 01:19:09 PM »
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It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:

I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:

What were you specifically searching for?

Inquisitive mind wants to know.

I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested the search "why is my poop green". I was curious, so I clicked on it, and this link was on the first page. :tard: I wasn't originally searching for any :poop:-related topics. :GA:

Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2014, 02:25:59 PM »
Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.

Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2014, 02:58:14 PM »
Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.

Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.

Maybe that will help you rid your self of your overly social house guest  :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2014, 03:00:09 PM »
Oh people. Let me tell you how to make your farts stink.

Eat an onion.....RAW. Take just a few bites like you're eating an apple....then wait for the magic. You will experience many hours of pure shtank.

Maybe that will help you rid your self of your overly social house guest  :zoinks:

Interesting theory... :mischief:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2014, 08:12:58 PM »
I wasn't specifically searching for this;

Yeah, you were.  :hahaha:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2014, 08:47:35 PM »
I wasn't specifically searching for this;

Yeah, you were.  :hahaha:

Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2014, 10:25:19 PM »
Obviously these people have never had children that liked fruit loops (or another one of those nasty highly colorful varieties of crap they pass off as cereal) or they wouldn't have had to search for this. ::)

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2014, 10:27:51 PM »
I never liked fruit loops....the loops were too big.

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2014, 10:44:52 PM »
I wasn't specifically searching for this;

Yeah, you were.  :hahaha:

Perhaps I was searching for Asperger nudity cumshot. :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2014, 01:11:36 AM »
Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:

I always liked that this forum has a poop for the bookmark icons :0

also, we clearly need a separate subforum for poopy subjects :0

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2014, 01:17:38 AM »
Link

It's a blog dedicated to explaining all of the different colors of :poop:. It includes blue. :GA:

I wasn't specifically searching for this; I typed "why" into Google and Autocomplete suggested this search. :tard: Apparently, it's a popular question. :autism:

What were you specifically searching for?

Inquisitive mind wants to know.

Yeah, you just trumped my first question.

what, really?
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2014, 01:18:45 AM »
Yet another poop thread in I2 :LOL:

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