Stuff you would purchase if you could

[Icequeen]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

That sounds nice too...or an island, or something up in the mountains...with a working still in back, or some good soil  .

Purely for experimental and medicinal purposes of course.

...and a hot tub with a good view...I'm not getting any younger here.

[Parts]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

You could tap your own maple syrup in the winter. algonquin country

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible 

[sg1008]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

You could tap your own maple syrup in the winter. algonquin country

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible

Folks from the tribes that taught colonists how to tap the trees still do it every winter. If you befriend the right person, they might be able to show you how.

[Icequeen]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

You could tap your own maple syrup in the winter. algonquin country

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible

Folks from the tribes that taught colonists how to tap the trees still do it every winter. If you befriend the right person, they might be able to show you how.

My dad did that one year when I was a kid...it's really pretty simple...but it takes a lot of sap to make syrup. I think we were lucky if we even ended up with a cup of it after the cooking process. We needed more trees. 

[Parts]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

You could tap your own maple syrup in the winter. algonquin country

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible

Folks from the tribes that taught colonists how to tap the trees still do it every winter. If you befriend the right person, they might be able to show you how.

My dad did that one year when I was a kid...it's really pretty simple...but it takes a lot of sap to make syrup. I think we were lucky if we even ended up with a cup of it after the cooking process. We needed more trees. 

That is one of the reasons real syrup    is pricy not only does it take a lot of it it takes a lot of fuel to boil  it down even more to make the candy

[sg1008]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

You could tap your own maple syrup in the winter. algonquin country

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible

Folks from the tribes that taught colonists how to tap the trees still do it every winter. If you befriend the right person, they might be able to show you how.

My dad did that one year when I was a kid...it's really pretty simple...but it takes a lot of sap to make syrup. I think we were lucky if we even ended up with a cup of it after the cooking process. We needed more trees. 

That is one of the reasons real syrup    is pricy not only does it take a lot of it it takes a lot of fuel to boil  it down even more to make the candy

Apparently if the trees aren't tapped, they can explode.

[Icequeen]

 

[Semicolon]

Several hundred wooded acres with a lake and a nice cabin in Maine or New Hampshire.

You could tap your own maple syrup in the winter. algonquin country

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible

Folks from the tribes that taught colonists how to tap the trees still do it every winter. If you befriend the right person, they might be able to show you how.

Or he could read about it on the internet.

They used to do that at a local museum when I was a kid.  I have always had a strong interest in the colonial period and the way things where done before power and resources were so available.  I would like to be as self sufficient as possible

Folks from the tribes that taught colonists how to tap the trees still do it every winter. If you befriend the right person, they might be able to show you how.

My dad did that one year when I was a kid...it's really pretty simple...but it takes a lot of sap to make syrup. I think we were lucky if we even ended up with a cup of it after the cooking process. We needed more trees. 

That is one of the reasons real syrup    is pricy not only does it take a lot of it it takes a lot of fuel to boil  it down even more to make the candy

Apparently if the trees aren't tapped, they can explode.

Is that Lit's excuse?

[Queen Victoria]

Congress, so I could get some decent legislation passed.

[sg1008]

Congress, so I could get some decent legislation passed.

 

[Arya Quinn]

Time machine 

[sg1008]

Time machine 

Maybe you already have.

[Gopher Gary]

Time machine 

Maybe you already have.

 

[Arya Quinn]

Time machine 

Maybe you already have.

Or maybe I haven't just yet, but I will.

[Queen Victoria]

There are several kinds of time machines

Watch
Clock
Timer
Stop watch