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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2014, 05:50:31 AM »
  We actually should ban real tornadoes as well, for the children!  I'll get my legislator on that!  :autism:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2014, 05:57:47 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 05:50:31 AM
  We actually should ban real tornadoes as well, for the children!  I'll get my legislator on that!  :autism:

A tornado is nature's way of de-hoarding. It would clean out your state. :dunno:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2014, 06:03:55 AM »
  I guess God thinks my state is pretty clean already, since we get so few tornadoes.  :angel:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2014, 06:08:50 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 06:03:55 AM
  I guess God thinks my state is pretty clean already, since we get so few tornadoes.  :angel:

Perhaps he thinks that you're dirty, and that's why he sends hurricanes. :zoinks:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2014, 06:12:46 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 21, 2014, 04:22:26 AM
My mum drove through a willy-willy (tiny tornado, Australian style). It was summer and we had the windows down. A whole lot of sand, dust and leaves blew into the car. At the time I thought it was fun!

  That sounds like what we in the States call  "dust devils."  :orly:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2014, 06:24:07 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 06:12:46 AM
Quote from: renaeden on July 21, 2014, 04:22:26 AM
My mum drove through a willy-willy (tiny tornado, Australian style). It was summer and we had the windows down. A whole lot of sand, dust and leaves blew into the car. At the time I thought it was fun!

  That sounds like what we in the States call  "dust devils."  :orly:

Except in reverse. :GA:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2014, 06:25:44 AM »
  Poor wittle mastodon's been pwaying his AC/DC wecords backwards, and is afwaid!  >:D
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2014, 06:29:49 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 06:25:44 AM
  Poor wittle mastodon's been pwaying his AC/DC wecords backwards, and is afwaid!  >:D

The records naturally spin backwards, as they were made in Australia. :M
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2014, 06:31:42 AM »
  My  AC/DC  CDs play just fine.  Perhaps you need tech support to help you listen to music.  :dunce:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2014, 06:36:22 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 06:31:42 AM
  My  AC/DC  CDs play just fine.  Perhaps you need tech support to help you listen to music.  :dunce:

No, your CDs are playing backwards. You just can't tell because you're used to Satanic chanting. :hahaha:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2014, 06:37:33 AM »
  I'll have you know I was raised as a good Catholic girl, by a mother who taught catechism.  :angel: :harp:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2014, 06:39:30 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 06:37:33 AM
  I'll have you know I was raised as a good Catholic girl, by a mother who taught catechism.  :angel: :harp:

Which makes your :mwhaha: more alarming. :GA:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2014, 06:40:31 AM »
  You are projecting your own issues onto me.  I am just as angelic as I appear to be!  :angel:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2014, 06:41:58 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2014, 06:40:31 AM
  You are projecting your own issues onto me.  I am just as angelic as I appear to be!  :angel:

I'm not projecting anything. Why would a devout Catholic listen to AC/DC backwards? :orly:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2014, 06:43:46 AM »
  I don't listen to it backwards, that is your situation.  Deal with it.  :M :P
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