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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2014, 08:59:03 PM »
  Looks like you're in trouble!  What did you do?  :zoinks:


With poop looking like that, one would be in trouble.

  One would need very soft toilet paper.  :tp:  :zombiefuck:

And careful wriggling, in stead of good old digging.

Or a magnet. :zombiefuck:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2014, 10:21:15 PM »
Jack should stop eating stuff off the floor.  :hahaha:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2014, 05:09:06 AM »
Jack should stop eating stuff off the floor.  :hahaha:

So gophers use tables? :orly:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2014, 07:55:53 PM »
This is about Jack, not me.  >:(
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 11:39:20 AM »
This is about Jack, not me.  >:(

Gophers eat stuff off the floor, too. :hahaha:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2014, 07:40:47 PM »
This is about Jack, not me.  >:(

Gophers eat stuff off the floor, too. :hahaha:

I'm too tiny and cute for tables.   >:(
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2014, 09:04:58 PM »
This is about Jack, not me.  >:(

Gophers eat stuff off the floor, too. :hahaha:

I'm too tiny and cute for tables.   >:(

There's room for you on the table. :trollface:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2014, 10:08:00 PM »
This is about Jack, not me.  >:(

Gophers eat stuff off the floor, too. :hahaha:

I'm too tiny and cute for tables.   >:(

There's room for you on the table. :trollface:

You're not going to help me up onto the table, are you?  >:(
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2014, 10:15:24 PM »
This is about Jack, not me.  >:(

Gophers eat stuff off the floor, too. :hahaha:

I'm too tiny and cute for tables.   >:(

There's room for you on the table. :trollface:

You're not going to help me up onto the table, are you?  >:(

Why would I help you onto the table? You can get up on your own. :angel:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2014, 10:17:14 PM »
The weeble will help me up onto the table.  :cbc:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2014, 05:07:13 AM »
The weeble will help me up onto the table.  :cbc:

The Weeble is a sucker for small animals behaving badly. :M
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2014, 03:37:05 PM »
Mmm...gophers and eggs

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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2014, 05:32:42 PM »
The weeble will help me up onto the table.  :cbc:

  Awww, here you are, eating in comfort, the way it should be.  :green:

                 
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2014, 05:57:01 PM »
The weeble will help me up onto the table.  :cbc:

  Awww, here you are, eating in comfort, the way it should be.  :green:

                 


There's a rodent eating my food! :mad:
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Re: caught pooping
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2014, 06:00:25 PM »
  Shame on you, you big hairy crybaby!  You leave the gopher alone!  :hahaha:
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