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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2014, 02:19:35 AM »
I would want them to remember me  :heart:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2014, 02:26:44 AM »
And I'm sure they would. :laugh:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2014, 05:21:58 AM »
Eating before facing death seems like a weird thing to do.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2014, 05:54:48 AM »
I'd want a few other things before going to my death (or more likely, if still mine at all, then also the deaths and/or brutal mutilation and ignition of as many screws as I can waste before me)

A syringe, full of a huge dose of heroin, and some top notch cocaine to make a speedball with, a big fat bag of weed and a bong to smoke out of, at least an ounce each of skunk and hashish, as well as some more needles and a generous helping of ketamine and PCP. Perhaps a few rocks of crack too. Bad for you, sure, but in the event my breaking loose, killing screws and taking hostages failed to produce freedom, and I'm facing the firing squad, then whats the problem with smoking a bunch of stone beforehand:? whats it gonnna do? kill me? :P
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2014, 10:12:40 AM »
Mine would be steak and chips, followed by chocolate cheesecake with ice cream.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2014, 06:44:58 PM »
And also, I'd want a big 2 liter bottle of 'KA' brand purple grape soda, with a handfull of valium thrown in (well, no, the benzo I'd actually use is a mixture of nitrazepam and pyrazolam, but I figured most people would be familiar if at all with either, with nitrazepam only, and that isn't too commonly used, as its a really sodding powerful, long LONG acting one of the sedative/hypnotic kind, related to rohypnol/flunitrazepam, and some decent heroin to finish off.

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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2014, 10:11:31 PM »
  I would like the four food groups: bread, potatoes, cheese, and buttercream frosting.  :thumbup:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2014, 12:34:36 AM »
Lestat--not sure they'd comply. :laugh:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2014, 01:19:27 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 15, 2014, 02:15:57 AM
A rather messy execution.

Bet that one that ate a whole jar of dill pickles was.  :zoinks:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2014, 01:40:07 PM »
Why would it be messy?
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2014, 04:13:52 PM »
I would have as many jars of these as I could eat for me  followed  by just before  the execution as much milk as they would give me to give them something to remember me by :eh:

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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2014, 05:05:06 PM »
Did you intend to post a photo? As many jars of what?
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2014, 09:01:23 PM »
How about 1,000 year old eggs?
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2014, 12:04:53 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 16, 2014, 09:01:23 PM
How about 1,000 year old eggs?

Still viable?
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2014, 12:06:15 AM »
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