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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2006, 03:54:22 AM »
My kid can kick your honor students ass.

(or something along the lines of)

My kid is making $75,000 more than your honor student will ever make.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2006, 08:33:08 AM »
The bumper sticker that is actually on my car:

"Dear lord, please help me be the person my cat thinks I am."

And, not bumper stickers, but buttons on my backpack:

"Talk nerdy to me."
"I -heart- carbs."
"My mom says I'm different."
and, my favorite:
"I'm not a complete idiot.  Some parts are missing."

I also have a Psi Chi button but that's not funny, just psychnerdcore cool.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2006, 08:55:50 AM »
Seen round here written in the muck on more than one crap-streaked vehicle, but equally appropriate to any heap of shite I drive around in:

'I bet you wish your lass was this dirty'
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2006, 12:32:12 PM »
for ~Badger Tom~

i'm not slow, i'm a Narutard.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2006, 12:50:19 PM »
Bumper stickers on my car:

The more patience I have, the more people use it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.

Don't hassle me, I'm a local.

Ok, I got over the hill.   So what do I win?
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2006, 12:54:35 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on December 14, 2006, 12:50:19 PM
Bumper stickers on my car:

The more patience I have, the more people use it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.

Don't hassle me, I'm a local.

Ok, I got over the hill.   So what do I win?
can you see any part of your bumper?
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2006, 02:02:59 PM »
peegai:




McJ:





I can sort of see shima with this one:



Nomaken, or PeterMac:



Flo:



This would go on the official i2 tour bus:



And, finally, this is too fucking terrible not to share:



From http://www.stickergiant.com
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2006, 03:54:00 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 14, 2006, 12:54:35 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on December 14, 2006, 12:50:19 PM
Bumper stickers on my car:

The more patience I have, the more people use it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.

Don't hassle me, I'm a local.

Ok, I got over the hill.   So what do I win?
can you see any part of your bumper?

Most of them are on the tailgate of my Ford Escort Wagon.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2006, 05:43:08 PM »
Flo:

lose weight now, ask me how.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2006, 06:05:48 PM »
PMS Elle:

no i am not sexually active, i just lie there.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2006, 06:06:21 PM »
Duncvis:

i'll see your huh, and raise you a wtf!
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2006, 08:22:01 PM »


I case of serious accident: Salvage this bumper sticker!
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2006, 06:28:58 AM »
Oops I forgot one:

Your entitled to your wrong opinion.  (and underneath I wrote in black magic marker)
About me!

 ;)
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2006, 03:56:21 AM »
For Scr'eap:

Reloading my varmint rifle may take a minute. Get a head start while you can, cuz I got speed, too
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2006, 01:24:09 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 17, 2006, 03:56:21 AM
For Scr'eap:

Reloading my varmint rifle may take a minute. Get a head start while you can, cuz I got speed, too

 :laugh:
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