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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #45 on: July 06, 2014, 03:33:30 PM »
:laugh: Never realized snails are so hilarious.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #46 on: July 06, 2014, 03:44:55 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 03:26:48 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 03:16:27 PM
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I prefer food.

:snail:

    :snail:  Fuck you, you're not going to eat me!  Get a job, you troll!

I'll get a job as a French chef. :fatchef:

     :snail:  Ignoring you.  Not listening.  LA LA LA LA LA
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #47 on: July 06, 2014, 03:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Jack on July 06, 2014, 03:33:30 PM
:laugh: Never realized snails are so hilarious.

Snails are dinner and a show. :thumbup:

Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 03:26:48 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 03:16:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 04, 2014, 03:27:38 AM
I prefer food.

:snail:

    :snail:  Fuck you, you're not going to eat me!  Get a job, you troll!

I'll get a job as a French chef. :fatchef:

     :snail:  Ignoring you.  Not listening.  LA LA LA LA LA

Good, the snail can't hear me sneaking. :fatchef:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #48 on: July 06, 2014, 04:02:32 PM »
    :snail:  No matter how much you keep walking, you'll never quite reach me!  Look and learn, troll!


                                                       :snail: :fatchef:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #49 on: July 06, 2014, 04:11:04 PM »
There is actually bugger all point in removing snails/slugs from one's garden, as they are just part of a larger local population, that will replace the removed specimens more or less immediately. Or quickly, for a legless mollusc, at any rate.

I keep finding them in the middle of the street when its rained, and have to pick the little buggers up and move them somewhere they are not in the path of a crunching boot or car tyre.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #50 on: July 06, 2014, 04:49:27 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 04:02:32 PM
    :snail:  No matter how much you keep walking, you'll never quite reach me!  Look and learn, troll!


                                                       :snail: :fatchef:

Here I am, trampling over the snails: :zoinks:

:fatchef::snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #51 on: July 06, 2014, 06:28:20 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 04:02:32 PM
    :snail:  No matter how much you keep walking, you'll never quite reach me!  Look and learn, troll!


                                                       :snail: :fatchef:

Here I am, trampling over the snails: :zoinks:

:fatchef::snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail:

    :snail:  And we remain unbroken, fucker!  Deal with it!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #52 on: July 06, 2014, 09:09:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 06:28:20 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 04:02:32 PM
    :snail:  No matter how much you keep walking, you'll never quite reach me!  Look and learn, troll!


                                                       :snail: :fatchef:

Here I am, trampling over the snails: :zoinks:

:fatchef::snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail: :snail:

    :snail:  And we remain unbroken, fucker!  Deal with it!

I will borrow Hyke's klompen next time. :hyke:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #53 on: July 06, 2014, 09:12:47 PM »
      :snail:   Hyke will never help you to hurt us, you hairy bastard!  Suck on THAT!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2014, 09:14:08 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 09:12:47 PM
      :snail:   Hyke will never help you to hurt us, you hairy bastard!  Suck on THAT!

I will suck on a lemon that is served with seafood. :M
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2014, 09:18:18 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 09:14:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 09:12:47 PM
      :snail:   Hyke will never help you to hurt us, you hairy bastard!  Suck on THAT!

I will suck on a lemon that is served with seafood. :M

  Lemons  :lemon: :lemon: :lemon:  don't like you either.  They say  :finger: :finger: :finger:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2014, 09:24:02 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 09:18:18 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 09:14:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 09:12:47 PM
      :snail:   Hyke will never help you to hurt us, you hairy bastard!  Suck on THAT!

I will suck on a lemon that is served with seafood. :M

  Lemons  :lemon: :lemon: :lemon:  don't like you either.  They say  :finger: :finger: :finger:

Let them say what they want. :M I'm too busy eating to hear them. :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2014, 09:25:29 PM »
  Fatty fat American mastodon, always eating.  :hahaha:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2014, 09:27:50 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 09:25:29 PM
  Fatty fat American mastodon, always eating.  :hahaha:

I haven't eaten enough to be a Weeble. :zoinks:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2014, 09:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 09:27:50 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2014, 09:25:29 PM
  Fatty fat American mastodon, always eating.  :hahaha:

I haven't eaten enough to be a Weeble. :zoinks:

  You certainly have.  I'm lookin' at your avatar.  Petite, you are not.  :P
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