Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:22:34 PMQuote from: odeon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about! You go first, you mean Swedish fucker! I'm sick of this shit! I slime in your general direction!It's the first snail mail ever with express delivery!
Quote from: odeon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about! You go first, you mean Swedish fucker! I'm sick of this shit! I slime in your general direction!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about!
Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!
Quote from: odeon on July 01, 2014, 11:27:11 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:22:34 PMQuote from: odeon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about! You go first, you mean Swedish fucker! I'm sick of this shit! I slime in your general direction!It's the first snail mail ever with express delivery! Now I'm really mad! I hope you're stuck with that Novell bullshit till you're a hundred years old!
Quote from: Semicolon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!Congratulations, you've won a free airplane ticket! Step up to the counter to claim your prize. I'm not getting onto a goddamn plastic spoon! So tacky! Fuck that and fuck you!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker! I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!Congratulations, you've won a free airplane ticket! Step up to the counter to claim your prize.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I think the snail would enjoy flying on Moomin Air. Moomins are very kind.
All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 02, 2014, 06:05:15 AM All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff! Dinner choices for this flight are surströmming with chips and beer or escargot à la Moomin.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 02, 2014, 06:14:52 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 02, 2014, 06:05:15 AM All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff! Dinner choices for this flight are surströmming with chips and beer or escargot à la Moomin. You big mean hairy fucker! Fuck you! You ruin everything!
*Nobody* likes surströmming.Well, that's not quite true. Some people never get close enough--the smell drives them away.
I prefer food.
Quote from: odeon on July 04, 2014, 03:27:38 AMI prefer food.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 06, 2014, 03:16:27 PMQuote from: odeon on July 04, 2014, 03:27:38 AMI prefer food. Fuck you, you're not going to eat me! Get a job, you troll!
