Catapult is not the preferred way of travelling for snails, I think. They have no breaking systems to get a soft landing.
About time somebody thought about US for a change! We have feelings too!
The French seem to pamper their snails. Maybe I should tell my snails to move to France.
Pamper? You mean eat, right?
Hush, you, my snails might hear you.
Before that fateful event you mentioned, they get spoiled, and they get a colon cleaning on top of that too. What more could a snail wish for. Free food, and free healthcare.