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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2014, 10:44:14 PM »
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Catapult is not the preferred way of travelling for snails, I think. They have no breaking systems to get a soft landing.

      :snail:  About time somebody thought about US for a change!  We have feelings too!

The French seem to pamper their snails. Maybe I should tell my snails to move to France.  :apondering:

Pamper? You mean eat, right? :P
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2014, 11:15:37 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 29, 2014, 10:44:14 PM
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Catapult is not the preferred way of travelling for snails, I think. They have no breaking systems to get a soft landing.

      :snail:  About time somebody thought about US for a change!  We have feelings too!

The French seem to pamper their snails. Maybe I should tell my snails to move to France.  :apondering:

Pamper? You mean eat, right? :P

Hush, you, my snails might hear you.

Before that fateful event you mentioned, they get spoiled, and they get a colon cleaning on top of that too. What more could a snail wish for. Free food, and free healthcare.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2014, 01:09:06 AM »
      :snail:   Screw that!  French people just want to eat us!  They're mean fuckers!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2014, 04:33:25 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 01:09:06 AM
      :snail:   Screw that!  French people just want to eat us!  They're mean fuckers!

This snail keeps using bad language. :o It can repent during the catapult ride. :pope:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2014, 08:41:53 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 04:33:25 AM
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      :snail:   Screw that!  French people just want to eat us!  They're mean fuckers!

This snail keeps using bad language. :o It can repent during the catapult ride. :pope:

Snails do know how to screw though, swing both ways, needing only one partner for that.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2014, 08:31:30 PM »
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2014, 09:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 04:33:25 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 01:09:06 AM
      :snail:   Screw that!  French people just want to eat us!  They're mean fuckers!

This snail keeps using bad language. :o It can repent during the catapult ride. :pope:

       :snail:  Fuck that!  I'm not going in a catapult, you mean French fucker!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2014, 11:10:00 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 09:55:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 04:33:25 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 01:09:06 AM
      :snail:   Screw that!  French people just want to eat us!  They're mean fuckers!

This snail keeps using bad language. :o It can repent during the catapult ride. :pope:

       :snail:  Fuck that!  I'm not going in a catapult, you mean French fucker!

Would you like some beer? :glug: :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM »
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2014, 11:16:57 PM »
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2014, 11:17:41 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2014, 11:17:53 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2014, 11:20:57 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

Congratulations, you've won a free airplane ticket! Step up to the counter to claim your prize. :hadron:



          :snail:   I'm not getting onto a goddamn plastic spoon!  So tacky!  Fuck that and fuck you!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2014, 11:22:34 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about!  :2thumbsup:

           :snail:   You go first, you mean Swedish fucker!  I'm sick of this shit!  I slime in your general direction!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2014, 11:27:11 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:22:34 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 01, 2014, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about!  :2thumbsup:

           :snail:   You go first, you mean Swedish fucker!  I'm sick of this shit!  I slime in your general direction!

It's the first snail mail ever with express delivery!  :2thumbsup:
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