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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2014, 09:37:11 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on June 03, 2014, 07:32:59 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:56:58 AM


obviously, she will need servants to do that
D:

Or she just doesn't wipe :zombiefuck:
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2014, 10:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Parts on June 03, 2014, 09:37:11 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on June 03, 2014, 07:32:59 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:56:58 AM


obviously, she will need servants to do that
D:

Or she just doesn't wipe :zombiefuck:

Growing both nails and dingle-berries.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2014, 11:59:15 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 03, 2014, 10:58:47 AM
Quote from: Parts on June 03, 2014, 09:37:11 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on June 03, 2014, 07:32:59 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:56:58 AM


obviously, she will need servants to do that
D:

Or she just doesn't wipe :zombiefuck:

Growing both nails and dingle-berries.

I suspect that she has a bidet.

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2014, 12:03:54 PM »
Why so Serious George?
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2014, 10:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 03, 2014, 06:02:24 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:59:47 AM


The monkey has a poor understanding of gun safety.

Guns don't kill monkeys. Monkeys do. :M
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2014, 11:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 03, 2014, 06:02:24 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:59:47 AM


The monkey has a poor understanding of gun safety.

  He definitely shouldn't have his finger near the trigger while the gun is near his head.  :police:
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2014, 06:16:14 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2014, 10:05:28 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 03, 2014, 06:02:24 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:59:47 AM


The monkey has a poor understanding of gun safety.

Guns don't kill monkeys. Monkeys do. :M

Ape shall not kill ape. :M

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The monkey has a poor understanding of gun safety.

  He definitely shouldn't have his finger near the trigger while the gun is near his head.  :police:

:indeed: :arrr:
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM »
Quit monkeying around.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2014, 11:22:19 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM
Quit monkeying around.

We are teaching this poor monkey proper gun safety. :M It's a serious issue.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2014, 03:31:39 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 04, 2014, 11:22:19 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM
Quit monkeying around.

We are teaching this poor monkey proper gun safety. :M It's a serious issue.

So true. It's a jungle out there.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #70 on: June 07, 2014, 12:20:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 06, 2014, 03:31:39 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 04, 2014, 11:22:19 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM
Quit monkeying around.

We are teaching this poor monkey proper gun safety. :M It's a serious issue.

So true. It's a jungle out there.

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #71 on: June 07, 2014, 02:37:34 AM »
I can't help it. Monkey see, monkey do. :angel:
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #72 on: June 07, 2014, 05:12:38 AM »
Did someone say seamonkeys?
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #73 on: June 07, 2014, 05:30:34 AM »
Quote from: Jack on June 07, 2014, 05:12:38 AM
Did someone say seamonkeys?

Yes. We're teaching sea monkeys about gun safety.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2014, 06:40:51 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 07, 2014, 05:30:34 AM
Quote from: Jack on June 07, 2014, 05:12:38 AM
Did someone say seamonkeys?

Yes. We're teaching sea monkeys about gun safety.

    Next course: Campfire safety for Chia pets!  :viking:
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