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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2014, 03:15:25 AM »
On a completely different note, I am thinking I need to get more fruit and veggies into my diet.

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2014, 06:48:07 AM »
A jew walks into a bar
the bartender says "so, why the long nose?"
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2014, 03:24:40 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on June 02, 2014, 06:48:07 AM
A jew walks into a bar
the bartender says "so, why the long nose?"

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2014, 03:30:19 PM »
I should make a whole collection of jokes.

Btw, for some reason my Avast seems to regard vaginatree.jpg as a virus. How can a jpg be a virus!?
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2014, 03:34:28 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on June 02, 2014, 03:30:19 PM
I should make a whole collection of jokes.

Btw, for some reason my Avast seems to regard vaginatree.jpg as a virus. How can a jpg be a virus!?

I consider a jpg of a naked Sarah Palin to be a virus.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2014, 03:36:44 PM »
The King of Spain has abdicated.

Another Juan bites the dust.   


 :asthing: ta daaa
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2014, 03:39:47 PM »
When they first invented the baton,  they didn't like it.

But they ran with it anyway.   :tard:
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2014, 03:41:08 PM »
The difference between 'pray' and 'prey' can be several years of therapy if you are an alter boy.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2014, 04:05:10 PM »
I was in Nigeria the other day, looking at porn on the internet.   A pop-up appeared on the screen saying

"there are no local girls in your area"


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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2014, 07:14:48 PM »
Quote from: bodie on June 02, 2014, 03:39:47 PM
When they first invented the baton,  they didn't like it.

But they ran with it anyway.   :tard:

Thank you for relaying this serious bit of information.  :M
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2014, 11:45:09 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 02, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on June 02, 2014, 03:30:19 PM
I should make a whole collection of jokes.

Btw, for some reason my Avast seems to regard vaginatree.jpg as a virus. How can a jpg be a virus!?

I consider a jpg of a naked Sarah Palin to be a virus.

I consider a picture of influenza to be a virus. :M

Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 07:14:48 PM
Quote from: bodie on June 02, 2014, 03:39:47 PM
When they first invented the baton,  they didn't like it.

But they ran with it anyway.   :tard:

Thank you for relaying this serious bit of information.  :M

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2014, 04:56:58 AM »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2014, 04:59:47 AM »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2014, 06:02:24 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:59:47 AM


The monkey has a poor understanding of gun safety.
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Re: The Serious Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2014, 07:32:59 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 03, 2014, 04:56:58 AM


obviously, she will need servants to do that
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