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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2014, 06:00:03 AM »
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:

1) Remove the UK from the EU
2) Deportation/Very strict immigration
3)Major changes to the education system
4)Actions against multiple religions
5)Ban the equal marriage act

He's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.

God I hope you're right  :headhurts:

I suppose we'll find out in 2015.

There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? :zoinks:

Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. :zoinks:
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2014, 07:22:21 AM »
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:

1) Remove the UK from the EU
2) Deportation/Very strict immigration
3)Major changes to the education system
4)Actions against multiple religions
5)Ban the equal marriage act

He's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.

God I hope you're right  :headhurts:

I suppose we'll find out in 2015.

There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? :zoinks:

Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. :zoinks:

And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM.  :zoinks:

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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2014, 10:58:39 AM »
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:

1) Remove the UK from the EU
2) Deportation/Very strict immigration
3)Major changes to the education system
4)Actions against multiple religions
5)Ban the equal marriage act

He's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.

God I hope you're right  :headhurts:

I suppose we'll find out in 2015.

There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? :zoinks:

Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. :zoinks:

And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM.  :zoinks:

I think it's more likely that David Cameron would have to listen to Nigel Farange. :zoinks:
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2014, 06:05:56 PM »
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:

1) Remove the UK from the EU
2) Deportation/Very strict immigration
3)Major changes to the education system
4)Actions against multiple religions
5)Ban the equal marriage act

He's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.

God I hope you're right  :headhurts:

I suppose we'll find out in 2015.

There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? :zoinks:

Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. :zoinks:

And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM.  :zoinks:

I think it's more likely that David Cameron would have to listen to Nigel Farange. :zoinks:

Was that spelling error deliberate?  Are you trying to change it to 'flange'  :laugh:
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2014, 06:33:08 PM »
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:

1) Remove the UK from the EU
2) Deportation/Very strict immigration
3)Major changes to the education system
4)Actions against multiple religions
5)Ban the equal marriage act

He's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.

God I hope you're right  :headhurts:

I suppose we'll find out in 2015.

There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? :zoinks:

Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. :zoinks:

And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM.  :zoinks:

I think it's more likely that David Cameron would have to listen to Nigel Farange. :zoinks:

Was that spelling error deliberate?  Are you trying to change it to 'flange'  :laugh:

An error! :GA:

No, it wasn't. :autism: I'm not familiar with your British spellings. :zoinks: Perhaps I should have added an extra "u". :toporly:
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2014, 06:39:07 PM »
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:

1) Remove the UK from the EU
2) Deportation/Very strict immigration
3)Major changes to the education system
4)Actions against multiple religions
5)Ban the equal marriage act

He's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.

God I hope you're right  :headhurts:

I suppose we'll find out in 2015.

There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? :zoinks:

Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. :zoinks:

And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM.  :zoinks:

I think it's more likely that David Cameron would have to listen to Nigel Farange. :zoinks:


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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2014, 03:13:47 AM »
The correct spelling is "Fharanhghetheuetheughe".

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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2014, 03:28:09 AM »
Farage claims his four children from his two marriages are just the official figure  -  and he has fathered many many children.

I find that hard to believe.
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2014, 03:30:55 AM »
Isn't he... hot? :eyebrows:
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2014, 03:31:53 AM »
Farage claims his four children from his two marriages are just the official figure  -  and he has fathered many many children.

I find that hard to believe.


Did he say the mothers agreed with it?
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2014, 03:33:02 AM »
like death warmed up!

Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2014, 03:36:11 AM »
like death warmed up!

Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!

You could be blindfolded. :eyebrows:
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #57 on: May 31, 2014, 03:37:55 AM »
Farage claims his four children from his two marriages are just the official figure  -  and he has fathered many many children.

I find that hard to believe.


Did he say the mothers agreed with it?

No, no mothers have come forward.  Be on the lookout for sinister looking babies
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2014, 03:39:21 AM »
like death warmed up!

Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!

You could be blindfolded. :eyebrows:

Yes but a blindfold could easily slip with such a slimy slippery character.
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Re: European Parliament 2014 elections
« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2014, 03:40:57 AM »
like death warmed up!

Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!

You could be blindfolded. :eyebrows:

Yes but a blindfold could easily slip with such a slimy slippery character.

That's why there are ropes and such.
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