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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2014, 02:20:41 PM »
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Maybe you expected a positive response to your posting a huge pic of an extremely private event.
Maybe you expected for someone to praise the sucking prowess of your girlfriend?
Just asking.

If you'd have bothered to read my "wall of text" you would have seen this:

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I'm quite a shy bloke and it was embarrassing for me

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Could be wrong.
Maybe I am right, though.

You're wrong.

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NOW you have something against me. Shit maybe you have just won your (lame fucking)  call out!

Its not much of a call out if you don't bother to read it. :kapkao:

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2014, 10:54:11 PM »

'kay, found it!!

I will spend a few minutes reading, since my reading it all seems to be an issue to the original "poster."

I know what I will find ...

Whiny shit about this and that that has nothing to do with anything about anything, but ... Keeping an open mind at this point, I will try to respond intelligently.




Just so you know, I just spent a bit of time (MY FREE TIME, MIND YOU!!) trying to discern what you need to accomplish here. I think that it makes since, now.

You obviously need help. Not sure I can provide it, but, Here we go ...
« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 11:02:57 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2014, 11:47:46 PM »
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Maybe you expected a positive response to your posting a huge pic of an extremely private event.
Maybe you expected for someone to praise the sucking prowess of your girlfriend?
Just asking.

If you'd have bothered to read my "wall of text" you would have seen this:

Quote from: Some_Bloke
I'm quite a shy bloke and it was embarrassing for me

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Could be wrong.
Maybe I am right, though.

You're wrong.

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NOW you have something against me. Shit maybe you have just won your (lame fucking)  call out!

Its not much of a call out if you don't bother to read it. :kapkao:

You made a decision to make this as it has become. I did NOT!

TBH, I was within my own realm to ignore you, but now that you have my attention, I wonder what you are going to do with it.


Pretty sure you have achieved an obvious goal.

Simply look back on yourself, here.
I did read; I read it all. I feel for you. Simply the items you call me out on seem tragic? Really?

If you really want to have me try to further answer more than I already have and intend to do here, then over the coming months, I will try to make an attempt.
I expect that this will be enough, however.  I will respond in your best interest as we proceed, since that is what seems to matter to you, but you will have to respect that we here have a very short summer and the summer is when I work on my hobbies. You are NOT one of my hobbies.


One point, though; I am still concerned for the disturbing personal and private traumas which may have brought you to this place and encouraged you to post extremely private pics of a very personal event within an open forum upon the internet, but alas I have previously mentioned such, have I not?

This horror/personal tragedy is one massive point of order which I will not let stand without further comment. Get used to it.

I found something to the fact that you are fully expecting a sort of apology from somewhere and from, I suppose, me specifically. I will not even attempt one, however, I might try to address your "Cry For Help" as best as I can.

On the other hand, I honestly wonder what I have to be apologetic about.  Posting random thoughts on an open forum? Thoughts not even directed at you? Thoughts that were mostly random, except for one joke to begin with, not even approaching any point made in the topic? 
Reading this lame ass call out?  Yeah! I am very sorry that I did so.

Seems like posting as I choose is a  "privilege," possibly a right that has been hard earned as I remember and an "accomplishment" which is certainly within my abilities. All prior evidence will supports this one statement, I assure you.

Anyone else's ability and/or  "right/privilege"  to ignore such statements or attack said statements as opposing opinion is certainly supported by almost all who tread these treacherous and wavy interweb waters.

Contrition? Well, you ask for the moon on a spoon.

In an effort to satisfy you, I might say that I am sorry for you, within a certain context. I feel very regretful that you chose to post personal pics of extremely private events on an open forum on the internet. There you go. My apology. Not enough?  'kay.

I also feel very touched by guilt at certain prospects of likely events in your future, due to the certain expectation that there will be any number of irrational, detail oriented people who would choose to save those very private pics from a singular personal event for ruinous and destructive use at a later date, when you might become vulnerable to such an attack upon something which YOU will do in your future. Just sayin'.

However, if a serious apology is in order, then just allow me to sincerely tell you that I am extremely regretful to find that you are so naive as to think that you can just post extremely private pics of an incredibly private event on the internet without being able to withstand any consequence that may come your way, from your very naive actions.

I am also very sorry to see that you are such an idiot as to think that any opinionated, abusive or vindictive insult or personal castigation that is submitted to you or someone you know upon an open forum is any more important or objective than random impersonal backsplash from the last thought anyone had while tossing off at the moon.

Yes, you can include my comments in that description if that makes you feel better, but rest easy - I have many more of these apologies if you still feel you are STILL gaining something.

I can do this whole apology thing for a very long time, if you are still so in need. I can possibly help you more than you might have expected as I go on with my most sincere apologies. I would be pleased to help you even further with many, many, more of these apologies if you would like.

Tell me. Are you still crying out for help?

With exactly how much more help would like to engage me?

To be honest, I think I am done here, unless you decide otherwise.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2014, 12:02:32 AM by DirtDawg »
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2014, 04:31:08 AM »
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Just so you know, I just spent a bit of time (MY FREE TIME, MIND YOU!!) trying to discern what you need to accomplish here. I think that it makes since, now.

You won't have to spend much time, considering how many times I've answered your question.

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2014, 05:15:53 PM »
TBH, I was within my own realm to ignore you, but now that you have my attention, I wonder what you are going to do with it.

But not enough of it to read the actual callout, it would seem.

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Pretty sure you have achieved an obvious goal.

Sarcasm?

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Simply look back on yourself, here.
I did read; I read it all. I feel for you. Simply the items you call me out on seem tragic? Really?

I have to call bullshit on this.

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One point, though; I am still concerned for the disturbing personal and private traumas which may have brought you to this place

The lovebite, and asking for advice on it is not what brought me to this forum.

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and encouraged you to post extremely private pics of a very personal event within an open forum upon the internet, but alas I have previously mentioned such, have I not?

I've already responded to this. You obviously haven't read the rest of the callout.

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This horror/personal tragedy is one massive point of order which I will not let stand without further comment. Get used to it.

What the hell are you talking about?

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2014, 05:18:42 PM »
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I found something to the fact that you are fully expecting a sort of apology from somewhere and from, I suppose, me specifically. I will not even attempt one,

Figures.  :dunno:

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however, I might try to address your "Cry For Help" as best as I can.

What cry for help? You keep stating that I'm making a "cry for help".
Is that (cry for help) someone with a lack of experience asking for advice on a lovebite, even though they've already said that they'll ask close friends about these kind of private matters from now on?

That "cry for help"?

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On the other hand, I honestly wonder what I have to be apologetic about.

You insulted my girlfriend.  Although I'm not expecting an apology anymore (seeing as how that's impossible).

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Posting random thoughts on an open forum?

Insults on an open forum sounds a bit more accurate.

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Thoughts not even directed at you?

Not directed at me, but at my girlfriend. Had you actually read the callout you would have seen this:

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You can insult me all you want and at anytime you want.
But leave my loved ones out of it.

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Reading this lame ass call out?  Yeah! I am very sorry that I did so.

Or rather sorry that you've pretended to read it.

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In an effort to satisfy you, I might say that I am sorry for you, within a certain context. I feel very regretful that you chose to post personal pics of extremely private events on an open forum on the internet.

Had you actually read the rest of this callout (like you claim you have) you would have seen this:

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I wasn't looking for your advice specifically. I just assumed that an adult forum would be a good place to look for advice. I was horribly wrong.

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My girlfriend and I are new into relationships, let alone the "acts of passion" as some call them. But, given the response to the thread on the lovebite I think its a hell of a lot better to ask close friends these kinds of questions.

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I also feel very touched by guilt at certain prospects of likely events in your future, due to the certain expectation that there will be any number of irrational, detail oriented people who would choose to save those very private pics from a singular personal event for ruinous and destructive use at a later date, when you might become vulnerable to such an attack upon something which YOU will do in your future. Just sayin'.

So what you're saying is that (correct me if I'm wrong) a picture of a lovebite posted on an adult forum could be used as blackmail or at a court case or something?

That's absurd. Its a lovebite. If someone tried to blackmail me with a photo of a lovebite on my own neck, I'd probably laugh at them. I have multiple statements from my girlfriend that say that she's the one who did it, and that photo is of very bad quality.

In court. Well... That's a different story altogether but something I won't have to consider.

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However, if a serious apology is in order, then just allow me to sincerely tell you that I am extremely regretful to find that you are so naive as to think that you can just post extremely private pics of an incredibly private event on the internet without being able to withstand any consequence that may come your way, from your very naive actions.

Had you read the callout you would have seen this post:

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I just assumed that an adult forum would be a good place to look for advice. I was horribly wrong

Was thinking that being naive? Actually, yes. I think out of all the claims you've made here this is the only one with actual truth behind it.

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I am also very sorry to see that you are such an idiot as to think that any opinionated, abusive or vindictive insult or personal castigation that is submitted to you or someone you know upon an open forum is any more important or objective than random impersonal backsplash from the last thought anyone had while tossing off at the moon.

I'm only taking it personally because it was directed at my girlfriend. I wouldn't give a rats ass if the insult was directed towards me. 

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Tell me. Are you still crying out for help?
With exactly how much more help would like to engage me?
To be honest, I think I am done here, unless you decide otherwise.

Had you read the callout...Fuck it. I sound like a broken record by now.

The fact of the matter is, even when you claim to have read the callout you're lying (over dramatic gasping). As you can't be bothered to read the callout, its rendered completely pointless.

So until you actually read the goddamn thing, (God only knows when that will be) I'm done here.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2014, 05:21:06 PM by Some_Bloke »

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2014, 07:42:47 AM »
i just want to add that, SB, your signature, the sadz, HE ABANDONED HIM!!!

HE ABANDONED HIM!!!

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2014, 07:40:12 AM »
i just want to add that, SB, your signature, the sadz, HE ABANDONED HIM!!!

HE ABANDONED HIM!!!


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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2015, 07:41:38 PM »
Ever since DD got a job on the geek squad, he's become noticeably more cranky and uptight.

I guess that's what happens when you're out of the workforce for awhile then get back into it.

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2015, 07:48:04 PM »
Ever since DD got a job on the geek squad, he's become noticeably more cranky and uptight.

I guess that's what happens when you're out of the workforce for awhile then get back into it.

Why are you necrobumping a callout that went nowhere because the other guy never bothered to read it?

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2015, 07:52:46 PM »
Because I've had my issues with him too.

I actually met him in the spring of 2007.

I don't think he's the same person I met back then.

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2015, 08:07:13 PM »
Because I've had my issues with him too.

The only issue I had with him was when he insulted one of the only people I give a flying fuck about in this world.

Of course, he never read the callout so he'll never know I had a problem with him to begin with.  :autism:

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2015, 01:38:43 AM »
Ever since DD got a job on the geek squad, he's become noticeably more cranky and uptight.

I guess that's what happens when you're out of the workforce for awhile then get back into it.

I am mostly cranky with new people. Continuing to present yourself as a new person will probably also continue to incite my crankiness.

Nothing personal, mind you, I just usually do not want to deal with new people. I generally poop in their "welcome ME thread" and then snipe them over and over until they have shown that they can "deal with an asshole like me." 

Kind of a stylish approach to resolving ones anxieties, don't you think?

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2015, 05:16:51 PM »
Anyone not known here from 2006 seems to be eternally new. :laugh:

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Re: DirtDawg. Get the fuck in here.
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2015, 01:19:06 AM »
Anyone not known here from 2006 seems to be eternally new. :laugh:

Who the fuck are you and why in screaming blue fired Hell would you presume to post after me!?!?!?!???


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