First, King Joffrey was murdered. I was put in charge of the investigation-
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22156.0.htmlIt was then revealed that the murder was a conspiracy in order to get Joffrey's younger brother, Kermit Baratheon, the first of his name on the Iron Throne. I, as well as many others played a part in this conspiracy-
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22182.0.htmlIt turns out that have made a terrible mistake.
Soon after gaining the Iron Throne, Kermit went batshit crazy.
He ordered Barry to be executed first:
RIP BARRY"Hur hur hur
Which he claimed was for the assassination of Princess Diana. Soon afterwords, Hodor approached me and told me that I was no longer safe from Kermit. That I was next.
That morning Winnie the Pooh was executed:
Being brave
Winnie refused the blindfold. The morning of the execution, I rounded up everyone involved in the conspiracy (only me and couldbecousin as everyone else was dead) and said that we should leave King's Landing, before Kermit kills all of us.
Just then noneother than Alex Plank walked in.
Just as I was about to ask him what he was doing here, he drew a knife and stabbed couldbecousin. I decapitated Alex Plank while Hodor tended to her wounds. It turns out that she was wearing armour and so was alright.
Kermit's forces walked in and attacked us. Hodor stayed behind to hold them off while myself and couldbecousin escaped with our lives. We met members of her Weeble army outside of King's Landing and we took a boat across the Narrow Sea. Hodor was captured and is currently being tortured as I type this.
was it something I said?