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The Tyranny of King Kermit
« on: May 04, 2014, 02:10:27 PM »
First, King Joffrey was murdered. I was put in charge of the investigation- http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22156.0.html

It was then revealed that the murder was a conspiracy in order to get Joffrey's younger brother, Kermit Baratheon, the first of his name on the Iron Throne. I, as well as many others played a part in this conspiracy- http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22182.0.html

It turns out that have made a terrible mistake.



Soon after gaining the Iron Throne, Kermit went batshit crazy.

He ordered Barry to be executed first:

RIP BARRY
"Hur hur hur


Which he claimed was for the assassination of Princess Diana. Soon afterwords, Hodor approached me and told me that I was no longer safe from Kermit. That I was next.

That morning Winnie the Pooh was executed:



Being brave :viking: Winnie refused the blindfold. The morning of the execution, I rounded up everyone involved in the conspiracy (only me and couldbecousin as everyone else was dead) and said that we should leave King's Landing, before Kermit kills all of us.

Just then noneother than Alex Plank walked in.



Just as I was about to ask him what he was doing here, he drew a knife and stabbed couldbecousin. I decapitated Alex Plank while Hodor tended to her wounds. It turns out that she was wearing armour and so was alright.

Kermit's forces walked in and attacked us. Hodor stayed behind to hold them off while myself and couldbecousin escaped with our lives. We met members of her Weeble army outside of King's Landing and we took a boat across the Narrow Sea. Hodor was captured and is currently being tortured as I type this.


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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2014, 02:16:34 PM »
Couldbecousin's Weeble army has been scattered and we were all but helpless. Just as we considered giving up, we met an extremely sexy lady who owns a large army and three dragons.



She also has this guy as one of her advisors:



All hope was not lost. We are working to rebuild Couldbecousin's Weeble army so that we can unite it with Daenerys' (the extremely sexy lady) army, sail across the Narrow Sea and fight Kermit.

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2014, 06:35:07 PM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2014, 06:03:52 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2014, 06:33:01 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P
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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2014, 09:22:25 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2014, 10:42:48 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P
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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2014, 03:58:21 PM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P

The Weeble doesn't rule Westeros  :cbc:
Kermit does  :kermit:

The Weeble will help us Liberate it from him.

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2014, 08:09:57 PM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P

The Weeble doesn't rule Westeros  :cbc:
Kermit does  :kermit:

The Weeble will help us Liberate it from him.

You have been swayed by her wobbly propaganda. Don't be fooled. :P
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2014, 07:15:28 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P

The Weeble doesn't rule Westeros  :cbc:
Kermit does  :kermit:

The Weeble will help us Liberate it from him.

You have been swayed by her wobbly propaganda. Don't be fooled. :P

Kermit killed Barry, Winnie the Pooh, captured and tortured Hodor...And you're trying to tell me that the Weeble is the evil one here?  :M

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2014, 07:21:17 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P

The Weeble doesn't rule Westeros  :cbc:
Kermit does  :kermit:

The Weeble will help us Liberate it from him.

You have been swayed by her wobbly propaganda. Don't be fooled. :P

Kermit killed Barry, Winnie the Pooh, captured and tortured Hodor...And you're trying to tell me that the Weeble is the evil one here?  :M

Yes
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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2014, 08:48:13 AM »
Told you frogs can't be trusted. :viking:

I made a terrible mistake...And now all of Westeros is paying the price for it.  :headhurts:

Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P

The Weeble doesn't rule Westeros  :cbc:
Kermit does  :kermit:

The Weeble will help us Liberate it from him.

You have been swayed by her wobbly propaganda. Don't be fooled. :P

Kermit killed Barry, Winnie the Pooh, captured and tortured Hodor...And you're trying to tell me that the Weeble is the evil one here?  :M

Yes

I trust the Weeble...Then again I also trusted Kermit and look at how that turned out.  :headhurts:

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Re: The Tyranny of King Kermit
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2014, 11:20:47 AM »
Hopefully, the glorious King Kermit crushes the uprising of the evil CBC. :P

This isn't an uprising...This is a liberation.

Yes, liberate the kingdom from the Weeble. :P

The Weeble doesn't rule Westeros  :cbc:
Kermit does  :kermit:

The Weeble will help us Liberate it from him.

You have been swayed by her wobbly propaganda. Don't be fooled. :P

Kermit killed Barry, Winnie the Pooh, captured and tortured Hodor...And you're trying to tell me that the Weeble is the evil one here?  :M

Yes

I trust the Weeble...Then again I also trusted Kermit and look at how that turned out.  :headhurts:

Exactly :M
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.